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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    04:47 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Dodai, I'm with you on the glitter shoes. I NEED A PAIR, LIKE NOW. Though, I'd prefer them to be flats.
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    Image of scarletbegonia scarletbegonia
    03:49 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I want that guy. He looks so cute and good-natured.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    03:04 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Oh hai, money-sucking bastard catalog! (This same one is sitting on my coffee table at home right now. Even two miles away, I can hear it laughing at me and whispering my name.) Anyway, Dodai- WHY NO MENTION OF THE SHOE-OF-THE-MONTH CLUB????? I saw that and my head cracked open with explosive and unbridled lust. Oh and the sneakers-the canvas Jack Purcells? I bought them in white about a month ago. I adore them, and for $65, I am a happy customer.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    02:47 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I love that piped "Professor" blazer on #5. That's mostly because I would wear it and pretend I was Number Six on The Prisoner, though.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02:46 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I think the most awesome person in teh group photo is "fold man" who can obviously manipulate his face and body in order to disappear! See him next to white dress lady.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:47 PM

    @badmutha: He's a witch! Burn him!
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    Image of Scout Scout
    02:42 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I'm absolutely wearing outfit #8 for New Years Eve...i've already got the shoes.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:28 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Did anyone else pick the old lady as the most awesome in the picture?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02:31 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): Yes. She looks like one of the 6 people on the planet with enough panache to pull off that skirt. I want to be her when I grow up.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    02:33 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I picked the man in the glasses all the way on the right, but only because Dodai said it wasn't the older lady. Him and the older lady rock.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    02:41 PM

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I picked the small man thoughtfully stroking his chin.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    02:25 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    dear j. crew - i would get those socks for my aunt peshie for christmas but she already has them. hers were made from some old nylons and she wears them with fuzzy slipons while she feeds her cats. thanks tho!
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    Image of Dictator for Life Dictator for Life
    02:25 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Does anyone else have issues with J.Crew's sizing? In their XS-S-M-etc shirts, I wear an XS, and even then, the shoulders don't fit right (too widely-spaced). But in 2-4-6-8 clothes, a 6 fits everywhere but the shoulders (too small). Does that mean that if you wear a 2, you're outta luck when it comes to XS-S stuff? The sizing problems I have are so disparate that I can't order anything from them, it must be tried on in at least 3 sizes. I also have a pair of wool flannel dress pants I got last year that have pilled like a motherfucker in the upper thigh area where my thighs touch. The wool flannel pants I got from J.Crew in 1997 did not do this. I am disappointed, J.Crew.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    02:30 PM

    @Dictator for Life: I can't wear a lot of their silky type shirts. Always baggy in the waist and too short. Which is a shame, because their tanks, tees, and button downs always fit perfect.
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    Image of wrennoble wrennoble
    02:39 PM

    @Dictator for Life: Yes, their sizing is whack! (especially on the small end). I have serious issues and can't quite figure out whose body they're trying to fit. Their pants make me look like twice my age and twice my girth.
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    Image of missinaction missinaction
    02:46 PM

    @Dictator for Life: I hear you! Iwear M in T-shirts, L in cardigans, and I have yet to have a cami fit properly. The bottom hems on a lot of the stuff is too snug for someone with hips, although they don't seem to hate boobs too much. Pants vary widely.

    Also, the quality of the knits and cashmere has gone waaaaay down in recent years. Sweaters are pill city within 5 minutes of wearing now! Their older stuff was much more durable. I've complained to their customer service - maybe if they get an avalanche of complaints they'll do something about it... ?? One can hope.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    02:21 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I think I totally want to go shopping with Dodai, because not only does she have awesome taste in pajamas (cupcakes are awesome, but I have the ultimate in frumpy, poulterwang inducing pajama pants which are red and green and covered in little frogs and were hand made by my dad's second wife's mother and I love them because they're comfy) but we apparently look good in completely opposite colors (me in jewel tones and her in pastels) and so we wouldn't have to compete for the cute stuff.
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    Image of EKane EKane
    02:20 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    I love you J. Crew. I tried to quit you but you keep sending me e-mails and it's making me blue. I seriously should have never clicked this because now I'm having trouble staying away from the site...
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    02:11 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Hey Santa, I can has J.Crew in Europe please?
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    02:10 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    Everything I own is from this store. It's kind of a problem. (Seriously a problem, like they sent me a present. I hadn't ordered anything in a while, and they sent me a pair of earrings with a note that said, "We think you might like these earrings." This is problematic because I think I spend too much money there, and also because I did not like the earrings.)

    The moral of this story is: this post is dangerous for me. Temptation, thy name is Metallic Parlour Hobo.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:22 PM

    @yvanehtnioj: I can relate. Yesterday, I estimated that 85% of my wardrobe is J. Crew. However, I realized it's probably because their clothes last longer than any other brand I know.

    Also, YOU GOT FREE EARRINGS?!? I invest a ton of money into that store and I'll I've ever gotten were some "Thank you for your loyalty to the J.Crew brand. You are an extremely respected customer" messages. Then again, I made friends with a sales associate and she chooses things she thinks would look good on me and she's even let me use her employee discount a few times.

    Nonetheless, I concur. STOP TEMPTING ME!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:08 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    For 12, I was going for the Tobias Fünke impersonator.
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    Image of GreyEminence GreyEminence
    02:17 PM

    @Ailatan: Hmmm. I thought I recognized the world's first analrapist.
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    Image of rhymeandreason rhymeandreason
    02:26 PM

    @Ailatan: I think I spy some blue makeup on his head!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:03 PM

    In reply to Dear Santa: Have You Seen The December J. Crew?
    the dude in back of photo 2 would say "no güeon!" I can do a perfect Chilean accent. It's one of my many talents
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:25 PM

    @Ailatan: Ha! Can i heart you again? I can't remember the last time a comment made me chuckle that hard.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:29 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: have ever been to Chile? They say "güeon" like there's no tomorrow and men's voices are high sounding.

    Other favourite phrases:
    "al tiro!"
    "Ya Po"
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:34 PM

    @Ailatan: No but I was best friends with the Chilean exchange student at my school last year (and I might visit this summer!) and she taught me all of the those. BTW, ya po is definitely my favorite. I've been to Argentina and they use it there in almost every context. Plus, it's just plain fun to say.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:37 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: I'm in Argentina, I don't know where you've been, but it's quite unusual.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:40 PM

    @Ailatan: Oh, and be careful with huevon (or however you want to spell it - there are like four different forms, I think - I just avoid the umlauts) outside of Chile. There it's just "lazy" or "dumb". Everywhere else it's "fucking stupid" or "dickhead".
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:41 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: huevon in Argentina is lazy+stupid but it's more unusual than boludo or pelotudo
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:44 PM

    @Ailatan: Exciting! I'm so jealous; I loved it there. But I'm kind of confused. I was in Buenos Aires (on vacation) and I remember it being used countless times. Perhaps I was with Chileans but then again, I think it'd be pretty hard to confuse a Chilean accent with an Argentinian one (you're so right about the high pitched male accents).
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:46 PM

    @Ailatan: I 'll take your word for it. Most of my knowledge comes from outdated textbooks and two weeks in Buenos Aires.

    P.S. How long have you been there for? Is it for work or study? I'm insanely jealous (if only for the fact that I have much more to learn).
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:47 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: I'm in BA, we don't say "Ya Po"
    maybe they were pulling your leg? sorry! but my countrymen/women can be a bit bitchy to our not-so-friendly-at-times neighbours on the other side of the Andes.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:51 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: also, I once confused a man on the phone with a lady, I was overly friendly. The guy thought I was being too nice (Chileans think Argy women are easy)

    Hilarity ensued! When he turned up he was not a woman, I was with my very tall British boyfriend (now husband)
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02:53 PM

    @JessickerFletcher: I've been here since I was born! Actually I was born in the province of Buenos Aires but have been living in the city of Buenos Aires (Capital Federal) for almost 10 years.
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    02:54 PM

    @Ailatan: Upgrade that to seething jealousy now. ; )
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