The 80s Revival Has Officially Gone Too Far

Three words, crew: shoulder. pad. lingerie. [InventorSpot]

Three words, crew: shoulder. pad. lingerie. [InventorSpot]
As Parsons professor and fashion historian Beth Dincuff Charleston tells the Wall Street Journal, "It's a gutsy move to wear ugly clothes." For some women, wearing clothes that invite insults and laughter is well worth the mockery.
Looking for a Christmas gift for that person who has everything? Perhaps you should drop 20 Euros on these stylish bread shoes, which are both wearable and edible. Probably best to stick with one or the other, though. [InventorSpot]
Male leggings, or "meggings" are currently causing a stir in Tokyo, according to the folks at InventorSpot, who posted this video about the trend. However, 62% of women polled about meggings found them "uncool." Sorry, Lindsay. [InventorSpot]
According to Booth Moore of the LA Times, there are a few Fashion Week trends that will make it from the runway to the real world; namely stripes, shorts, prints, and yes, even wearing "Spanx as outerwear."
It's bad enough when the Daily Mail exclaims that shoulder pads are back, or when the Times of London tells us to get our crimpers out of storage, but come on, fashion: Mesh jeans?! [DailyMail],[TimesOnline],[Racked]
The number one trending topic on Twitter at the moment is #whostillwears, a hashtag devoted to mocking once-hot styles that have fallen out of fashion, such as Crocs, Uggs, and "white socks with black shoes if you're not Michael Jackson."
Perhaps Lindsay Lohan won't lose her phone again if she keeps it locked to a pair of these chained leggings. The rest of us might not be able to pull of Jacob Marley chic just yet. [Trendhunter]
Are you ready to have all of your fashion dreams come true? Well buckle up, Buttercup, because the folks at Inventor Spot have brought the CapSac, a fanny pack/hat combo, into our lives, and we will never be the same.
Oh, lord. Just when we thought we'd seen it all with the baggy skinny jean, the "underpants tank top" comes along. Wear them together for the ultimate in cringeworthy fashion! [The Movie Blog] via [Neatorama]
Yesterday, commenter Bananaballs complained about hipsters sagging their skinny jeans. "Saggy pants be causin' confusion. The kids here in NYC SAG THEIR SKINNY JEANS. Pick a decade, folks!" Well now they don't have to! [InventorSpot]
Nelly Furtado is so very proud of her (self-purported) stylish ways, that she opened up her fashion scrapbook to share her 10 fave looks of the past year with People.com. Sounds innocent enough, we know — but the exercise all but burned our retinas from the trauma of it all. So to work through our issues, we've…
In an advance look at an upcoming interview with June cover girl Sarah Jessica Parker, Glamour magazine has released images of SJP in her bargain-bin Bitten line of apparel, and illustrates just how earnest the actress can be when stripped of her beloved Blahniks:
There's a reasonably obscure, but usually lethal disease called Necrotizing Fasciitis, which once it gets into your body, basically eats you alive.