What Happened To Ashley Greene's Neck?

- Teen Vogue's March cover features a shot of Twilight's Ashley Greene that makes her neck look about twice as long as usual. Weird angle? Odd hair placement? Overzealous Photoshop? Perfect storm of the above? Whatever, it's uncanny. [Styleite]
Farrah's Swimsuit To Hang In Smithsonian
The image of Farrah that hung in millions of dude's bedrooms is being preserved for posterity. Ryan O'Neal is donating Farrah's iconic red swimsuit, a 1977 Farrah doll, and Charlie's Angels scripts to the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History.
Snooki's Boyfriend Proposes On Steppin' Out Magazine Cover
- Snooki's boyfriend Jeff Miranda has proposed to her in Steppin' Out magazine, declaring, "If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother."
Katy And Russell Might Already Be Married; Lady Gaga Is "Terrified Of Babies"
- Rumors are swirling that Katy Perry and Russell Brand might already be married:
Lindsay Ordered To Fess Up About Drug Use; Farrah Contacts Tori From Heaven
- Lindsay Lohan will finally have to answer for her behavior on that wacky night in 2007 when she stole a car, ran over a guy's foot, and was arrested with a baggie of coke in her pocket (allegedly, natch).
Teri Launches Ladyblog; Demi Moore Scolds Kim Kardashian
- Teri Hatcher is launching a website for women called Get Hatched, a "chick's guide to life."
Gaga's Ex Sues; Lindsay Lohan Lies
- Lady Gaga's ex-boyfriend, songwriter and producer Rob Fusari, has filed a $30 million suit against her.
Fit To Be Tied
[London; March 16, 1979. Image via Getty]
Corey's Stuff Sold On eBay; Jessica Simpson: "I Don't Brush My Teeth"
- Someone claiming he co-starred with Corey Haim in the 1985 NBC Movie of the Week A Time To Live is selling Corey's belongings, including gym shorts and t-shirts, on eBay because the Haim family can't afford the funeral.
Amy Plans A Wedding; Taylor Has An Attitude
- Amy Winehouse is planning to re-marry Blake Fielder-Civil, whom this paper calls her "junkie ex."
Lindsay Accuses E-Trade Of Parody; Simon's Fiancée Fled The Taliban
- Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for creating a commercial in which a boyfriend-stealing, "milk-aholic" baby is named Lindsay. Here's the thing about LL's lawsuit:
Lindsay Admits To Cocaine Abuse; Was J.Lo Dropped From Her Label?
- In a lengthy interview with The Sun, Lindsay Lohan discusses her drug abuse history, saying her father talking to the press made her hit "rock bottom" and, "I tried to mask my problems with alcohol, cocaine and mind-altering substances."
