No, she doesn't know where she's going to college and she doesn't have a boyfriend. And if you want to keep your holidays merry and bright, you're just going to need to read this simple pamphlet and leave 17-year-old Arianna Simon alone to eat her Christmas ham, okay?
I managed to get a hold of the David E. Kelley-written, NBC-ordered-and-then-cast-aside-in-shame Wonder Woman pilot over the holiday weekend. After I watched it, I became horribly ill. Was the Wonder Woman pilot to blame? Yes. Absolutely it was. There is no doubt in my mind that Wonder Woman was so terrible it…
On July 9, our commenting system changed, and I promised to answer the questions and concerns readers — and commenters — have had since then.
Two weeks ago, we put a call out for questions to add (and answer) to our Jezebel FAQ. Well, you asked, and, after the jump, we post (and respond to) the 20 most common* queries.
We've decided that the time has come to create a Jezebel FAQ, a guide of sorts for those with questions about everything from internships to editorial practices.
We had a long chat with Central and South Asia expert Josh Foust of the website Registan about the assassination of Benazir Bhutto this morning. "She's beloved by her clan and by the masses her people own but otherwise, a lot of people do not like her because of how she and her father stole billions of dollars from…