If You Don't Understand Why People Love Erotic Fanfic, Watch This Now

In her slam poem Fantastic Breasts and Where To Find Them, Brenna Twohy quickly gets to the heart of why so many people love their erotica attached to familiar fictional characters while powerfully critiquing certain types of mainstream pornography. » 8/20/14 7:40pm 8/20/14 7:40pm

Book Is Supposedly New 50 Shades, But Is Really Just Sloppy Fanfic

The latest, greatest thing has bubbled up from the depths of the Youth Internet. It's the serial novel After, written in installments by a 25-year-old Texan named Anna Todd. And it's pretty much the One Direction fanfic version of 50 Shades of Gray. If you've ever wanted to bone Harry Styles, well, this is the novel… » 4/18/14 7:46pm 4/18/14 7:46pm

Here's the Apocalyptic Lesbian Fanfic You Never Knew You Wanted

Ellen sits in front of a roaring fireplace in a mahogany living room, drinking whiskey from a cut crystal glass as Portia sleeps at her feet. So begins an "intense lesbian fanfiction" starring Ellen Degeneres, Portia di Rossi, Jodie Foster and a 21-year-old Midwesterner named Blaze. » 2/04/14 5:20pm 2/04/14 5:20pm

Women in China Are Really Into Gay Sherlock Fan Fiction

Extry extry! Breaking news from the East! Women in China really love their Sherlock slash fic. As do plenty of women in the U.S., England, France, Mexico, Brazil, South Africa or pretty much anywhere else on the planet where people are able to watch the show. SHOCKING! It looks like women's sexuality is more complex… » 1/16/14 12:10pm 1/16/14 12:10pm

Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of Fifty Shades Film

If you were worried that the theatrical release of Fifty Shades of Grey couldn't possibly do the source material (lol) justice, some good news: the film's producer hinted today that there may be two versions of the film released — a regular-ass R-rated version to which you can take your father-in-law or precocious… » 11/15/13 7:15pm 11/15/13 7:15pm

Twilight Fanfic Strikes Again: Beautiful Bastard Gets a Book Deal

At this point, we'd all do better to quit our day jobs (or night jobs, if you're me) and start writing Twilight fanfic. Who's in? » 2/07/13 11:30pm 2/07/13 11:30pm

Here's That Obama Erotic Fan Fic Novel You Might Have Asked For

A tipster sent us the press release for Guesthouse Games, a new erotic novel starring President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. Believe it or not, this project is not authorized by the President of the United States. » 1/22/13 4:45pm 1/22/13 4:45pm

Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow

Welcome back to Your Imaginary Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. » 11/26/12 6:00pm 11/26/12 6:00pm

Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic…

If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable — from Thomas the Tank Engine to RENT to Rainbow Brite. Years ago, I followed a blog called World Cup Sexual Frustration, which alternated between posting pictures of soccer players, which is what… » 8/09/12 5:00pm 8/09/12 5:00pm

Help Fund A Highly-Necessary Book Of James Franco Erotic Fiction

An Oregon-based publishing group has launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise money for a book of erotic fiction starring James Franco, and amazingly, Franco himself is not behind it. The group says FUCKING JAMES FRANCO will feature, "erotic fiction that describes hypothetical sexual encounters with the greatest… » 11/17/11 11:19pm 11/17/11 11:19pm

Undead Princess Diana Strolls With Kate Middleton On Ridiculous Newsweek

Shudder-inducing fanfic of the week: The new issue of Newsweek features a story called "Diana At 50: If She Were Here Now," by none other than Tina Brown. The digital artwork on the cover reanimates Diana so that she is walking alongside daughter-in-law Kate Middleton, who is gazing adoringly at the People's Princess… » 6/28/11 12:50pm 6/28/11 12:50pm

Millionaire Matchmaker Takes On Julian Assange

Esquire got Patti Stanger to evaluate the online dating profile of an anonymous man...who just happened to be Julian Assange. And she found the anonymous dude someone who'd "attract the diva-drama bitches." And the Russians. » 1/12/11 2:00pm 1/12/11 2:00pm

Celebrity Romance Fiction We'd Like To See

Simon Cowell may have triumphed when British women were asked which celebrity they would most like to see featured in a romantic novel, but we think we can do better! Our dream scenarios? » 10/14/10 7:05pm 10/14/10 7:05pm

Grown Up Sally Draper And Young Jack Donaghy's Fanfic Romance

Jon Hamm doesn't have to be the only 30 Rock and Mad Men crossover. Lines like "So this was Sally Draper at the moment of ecstasy, Jack thought as he lowered himself to his knees," were culled before the post's locking Unlocked! [NYM] » 2/16/10 3:20pm 2/16/10 3:20pm