Fan Fiction Tuesday: We have Questionable Taste


Let's talk fanfiction and in this case, I'll show you what I found when I unfortunately stumbled upon some mpreg LOTR fanfiction back in 2005. We already have a few shared pieces in our original post. Crogues has some of her own there—if you want to read something good! I liked them all, especially the choose your… » 8/27/14 12:31am 8/27/14 12:31am

'Knotting' Is the Weird Fanfic Sex Trend That Cannot Be Unseen

I'm going to start this real slow and lay out the facts: Knotting is a popular trend in fan fiction. It involves men having sex with men like wolves. And it often leads to male pregnancy, which leads to male delivery. And the people giving birth to feces-covered babies are often members of One Direction. » 7/18/14 1:00pm 7/18/14 1:00pm

How To Write About Sex Without Being Boring

Sexuality is one of our most basic drives, but it's also fundamental to our identities as people. Which means sex is the subject of a million cliches, and tons of terrible writing. Not to mention, stupid prejudice. The good news? Science fiction and fantasy writers have a special opportunity to look at sex afresh.… » 7/15/14 5:43pm 7/15/14 5:43pm

Golden Sperm Guy Also Writes Pick-Up Artist Fanfic

You can read the whole thing here, but I'll share the first vignette because it gives an idea of what we're dealing with. If you're still interested in this prince's writing skills, he answers the question on all of our minds in another post: Is Skyler White a Cunt? I haven't read it yet, but I can guess what his… » 9/05/13 8:30pm 9/05/13 8:30pm

DIY Casting of the Next Celebrity Apprentice: 10 Nutty Dream Teams

NBC has not listed Celebrity Apprentice on its 2013 - 2014 schedule because the show has not officially been picked up for another season. According to network executives at the TCA press tour last month, it's because they are having difficulty with casting. But seriously, how hard can it be? We came up with 10… » 8/26/13 3:50pm 8/26/13 3:50pm

NSA Leaker's Romantic Life Reads Like Escapist Fan Fiction

NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gave up his freedom to leak classified and critical government secrets that warrant our utmost attention. He relinquished his own privacy so we would know that ours is under attack. But naturally, media outlets are much more concerned with tracking down Lindsay Mills, his… » 6/11/13 11:50am 6/11/13 11:50am

Thanksgiving With Your Imaginary Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Welcome back to Your Imaginary Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. » 11/19/12 4:20pm 11/19/12 4:20pm

Wife Reads Fifty Shades of Grey, Divorces Husband for Not Being Erotic…

You've heard it all before: Relationship totally 100% healthy and not headed for doom in any way; wife picks up dirty book for a little light beach reading; WIFE FUCKING LOVES IT; wife buys erotic underpants and wiggles around in front of husband; husband does crossword puzzle; wife demands intercourse and naughty… » 11/13/12 4:40pm 11/13/12 4:40pm

Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Cory Booker

Welcome to Your Imaginary Boyfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely fabricated world of dating a famous person. As is the risk with most fan fiction, things might get weird and things might get creepy, but the important thing is that we all have a good time. (With that in mind, there… » 11/12/12 3:05pm 11/12/12 3:05pm

So, What Hath Fanfiction Wrought On The YA Industry?

50 Shades of Grey author E.L James' origin as a Twilight fanfiction scribe appears to have opened the publishing industry's eyes to other budding writers to be culled from fan forums and pop-culture niche websites. A 16-year-old UK teen named Emily Baker was just discovered on an online writing community Movellas by… » 10/06/12 4:00pm 10/06/12 4:00pm

Political Erotic Slashfiction Contest is the Best Terrible Idea Ever

Erotic slashfiction is a complicated animal. If it were a superhuman comic book character, it would be chaotic neutral — capable of incredible good, and unimaginable evil. Unbound by society! On one hand, this erotic Thomas the Tank Engine romance; on the other, Fifty Shades of Grey. But there's one way that… » 9/14/12 7:15pm 9/14/12 7:15pm

Fifty Strokes of Gay: The Wonderfully Weird World of Filthy Olympic…

If you can dream it, someone has written dirty fanfiction about it. There's sexy fanfiction about everything imaginable — from Thomas the Tank Engine to RENT to Rainbow Brite. Years ago, I followed a blog called World Cup Sexual Frustration, which alternated between posting pictures of soccer players, which is what… » 8/09/12 5:00pm 8/09/12 5:00pm