Guess Which Celebrity Keeps 90% of the Proceeds From Her 'Charity'…

Boy oh boy do celebrities ever love talking about auctioning things off for charity. They want you to remember that they're such sweet, kind Disney Princesses that it's hard to see their faces, what with all the birds flying around their heads braiding their hair and basking in their goodness. But did you know that… » 1/12/12 7:00pm 1/12/12 7:00pm

Palin Hints At Presidential Run, Ruins Christmas

Remember Sarah Palin? Of course you do. You had weird dreams about her for the second half of 2008, and the sight of her randomly stringing conservative buzzwords together on TV like she's some kind of expert causes you to question the value of your college degree. But just when it seemed like she was riding off into… » 12/20/11 11:10am 12/20/11 11:10am

Tareq Salahi's Dog Dies, Causing Him To "Lose Two Bitches In One Week"

Ugh. The bad news: Tareq Salahi and suddenly-estranged wife Michaele Salahi (née Michelle Ann Holt, nickname: "Missy") refuse to go away. The good news: They're having a run of bad luck. We would never wish ill upon strangers, but karma is a boomerang, is it not? So when you spew half-truths and lies, get all dolled… » 9/19/11 4:45pm 9/19/11 4:45pm

Watch Michael Lohan And Kate Major's Relationship Go Down In Flames

This most recent (and final) season of Celebrity Rehab went off the rails last night. Michael Lohan, father to Lindsay and patient at Casa del Rehab, blew a gasket when a tabloid website published a photo of himself kissing one of the lesser Real Housewives of New Jersey (Kim G.) When his famewhorey… » 8/08/11 7:00pm 8/08/11 7:00pm

Tragic Figures Spencer & Heidi Give Tragic Interview About Tragic Lives

"Obviously I wish I didn't do it," Heidi Montag says in a sad, sad interview with the Daily Beast. "I would go back and not have any surgery. It doesn't help. I got too caught up in Hollywood, being so into myself and my image. I don't regret anything, but if I could go back, I wouldn't do it." Oh really? » 8/01/11 4:15pm 8/01/11 4:15pm

American Apparel Model Tries To Be Paris Hilton's New BFF

Paris Hilton's My New BFF » 10/01/08 11:00am 10/01/08 11:00am, which premiered on MTV last night, features 18 contestants competing to stand next to the heiress in pictures and whatever else pretending to like her entails. The idea of the show is that Paris used to play with dolls and that now she "plays with people," so the potential BFFs live in "The…