I Love Money Is The Root Of All Schadenfreude

I Love Money, VH1's new show in which cast members from Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York compete for cash, was pretty much everything it promised to be: Trashy, gross, awesome. In this clip, from the first episode, Pumkin, an alum from the first Flavor of Love — whose biggest contribution to pop… » 7/08/08 12:00pm 7/08/08 12:00pm

People Who Pressure You Into Getting Breast Implants Aren't Your Real…

An episode of MTV's True Life reran today called "I'm Under Peer Pressure" and one of the subjects featured was Nikki, a 23-year-old waitress at Hooters who feels that her flat chest might be holding her back in terms of making tips... and her overall confidence as a woman. Her friends, who happen to be fellow… » 7/02/08 4:40pm 7/02/08 4:40pm

Heidi Montag Talks About Fake Tits, Fake Reality Show On The View

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were guests on The View this morning. Spencer mainly kept quiet, but Heidi talked about everything from her plastic surgery to her income to her "breakup" with Lauren Conrad (ugh, so bored with that one). Barbara Walters told Heidi that she's in the wrong business, whatever that means… » 6/26/08 1:00pm 6/26/08 1:00pm

Easy Curves: The Long, Hard Object Made For Bouncing Breasts

Easy Curves is a phallic piece of plastic that is supposed to make breasts higher, larger, firmer, and "more centered" (???), and is being advertised pretty regularly on TV. (Seriously, I could not get through a Top Model marathon this weekend without seeing boob commercials every few minutes.) Easy Curves is sorta… » 5/06/08 2:20pm 5/06/08 2:20pm

The Rock Of Love 2 Finale: Who Will Touch Bret's Backstage Pass?

So tonight is the season finale of Rock of Love 2. Jeez, time flies when you're watching strippers and out-of-work actresses battle it out for the attention of a man with more weave tracks and under-eye concealer than them. After all these weeks, it's come down to two women: The blonde with fake tits and the blonde… » 4/13/08 9:00pm 4/13/08 9:00pm

Dolly Parton Is Looking Scary Skinny

We love the crap out of Dolly Parton, and she was totally cute as the mentor on last night's American Idol, but we have to say we're a little bit worried about her. First she had to postpone her tour because of back problems from her large breasts. Then, when we watched the extra interviews with Dolly on American Idol » 4/02/08 1:30pm 4/02/08 1:30pm

Plastic 'Playboy' Bunny Holly Madison Is Looking For A Natural Woman

Hugh Hefner's girlfriend Holly Madison (well, one of them) has finally got what she's been lusting after for all these years! No, not a Hugh Hefner baby or a wedding ring. An official position in the photo department at Playboy. And you know what? She deserves it! After begging Hef for an internship, Holly got down… » 10/09/07 6:30pm 10/09/07 6:30pm