Twerking Is Over: This Video of a Woman Falling Out of Car Proves It

Actually, Twerking was over on Halloween as I terrified trick-or-treaters by shaking my tail puff while wearing a giant guinea pig costume. But only one kid cried then. Now there's a video of a woman literally falling out of a car while twerking and by the end of the week all of you will have seen it. » 1/19/15 10:00pm 1/19/15 10:00pm

Man's Costly Proposal Goes Up in Awful, Embarrassing Flames

Here's a riddle: What's the worst thing that can happen when you buy $82,000 worth of iPhones, arrange them in a heart and have all your closest friends stand around you and your beloved while you propose with flowers? She can say hell no! And it can all be caught on video. » 11/10/14 9:00pm 11/10/14 9:00pm

Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Cops From Towing Her Car

When she saw that her car was being towed, the first impulse of the Russian woman in this video was to hop up on the car, take off her clothes and turn the crane of the tow truck into a makeshift stripper pole. Apparently, her performance was not well-received. » 7/25/14 5:15pm 7/25/14 5:15pm

Where Did the Dude in the Coke Ad's Nipples Go?

Our friends in the UK are being thoroughly creeped out by Coke's new campaign which includes a headless shirtless man pouring himself a fine glass of Diet Coke. Said headless shirtless man appears to have zero nipples, which is either some type of astounding genetic anomaly or, more likely, a staggering Photoshop… » 7/14/14 3:20pm 7/14/14 3:20pm

Woman Tries to Take a Selfie, Sets Hair On Fire

All problems in the world (famine, drought, blight) can be avoided by not shooting photos or videos vertically. That is a lesson one woman learned when she tried to take a selfie with her favorite hip-hop group B-Minus and accidentally set her hair alight. » 6/06/14 2:20pm 6/06/14 2:20pm

'Will A Rape Victim Kill Herself?' Asks Awful Exam

Computer science classes are notoriously difficult because there's a lot of math, a lot of code translation, and a lot of logic involved. Well, actually, the logic part may not be a strong argument considering the question an instructor at Memorial University in Canada put on his exam. » 2/01/14 5:09pm 2/01/14 5:09pm

20 Years of Conan: The Blooper Reel

In honor of 20 years of Conan, Team Coco has posted a blooper reel (or fail compilation for the youths) highlighting the silliest moments of what is arguably the silliest late night show. Seriously, watch at your own risk. Sides will split. Knees will slapped. A-s will be L-ed the F O. And for some reason, it… » 10/31/13 6:30pm 10/31/13 6:30pm

Who the Hell Is Marshall Weinbaum and Why Did He Take This Weird Photo?

A minor Internet firestorm erupted earlier this week when a fairly unassuming fellow named Marshall Weinbaum posted this eyebrow-raising Facebook picture of lady bloggers clutching his quadriceps while he holds a sign that reads, “Hi Mom.” Why would Marshall Weinbaum do such a heinous thing, especially knowing that… » 4/28/13 6:00pm 4/28/13 6:00pm

Basically Nobody Gives Sound Medical Advice to Obese Pregnant Women

Obviously, we as a nation are known for treating our obese citizens with dignity and respect. Oh, wait. Nope. We let them die in a foreign country while they're awaiting life-saving kidney failure surgery because was "physically impossible" to get them on the plain. Alright, now that we've squared away the general… » 12/15/12 5:30pm 12/15/12 5:30pm

Newsweek Recycles Porny Stock Image Photo for This Week’s Cover

Does Newsweek's indecent asparagus cover photo seem a little familiar to you? If so, it means that you either have something to share with all of us about your relationship with asparagus, or you recognize this picture of two slimy asparagus spears dangling over the sexualized maw of a hungry and anonymous woman from… » 8/07/12 9:15pm 8/07/12 9:15pm

Highly Stoned Mom Leaves Her Baby on the Car Roof and Drives Off

We've all been so worried about bath salts, but maybe we really ought to be more concerned about marijuana because it's to blame for one of the more horrifying parenting fails in recent memory. It happened in Phoenix, Arizona, this weekend when a very stoned 19-year-old mother named Catalina Clouser set her baby on… » 6/03/12 8:00pm 6/03/12 8:00pm

Chinese Company Would Really Like You to Wear Helen Keller Sunglasses

Every face shape has a style of sunglasses that fits it best. There are hundreds of articles addressing how to find the right pair for you, but none of them answer the most important question of all: "What kind of sunglasses do I wear if I want everyone to immediately know that I'm an idiot?" » 4/19/12 7:00pm 4/19/12 7:00pm

Cake Prank Goes Horribly Wrong

The prank was supposed to go as follows: comedians Josh Rabinowitz and Nick Vatterott had a cake (human head underneath it) waiting for friend Micah Sherman when he walked through the door. Things did not go as planned. » 6/24/11 7:15pm 6/24/11 7:15pm

High School Girl Celebrates Graduation A Little Too Soon, Unfortunately

There are many valuable lessons to take away from this clip in which a newly minted graduate totally wipes out on stage: lessons in grace, tact, and not celebrating one's success too soon. We are sure that that this incident hurt in a multitude of ways. » 6/15/11 5:20pm 6/15/11 5:20pm

Times Responds To Gang Rape Story But Still Needs Some Pointers

The New York Times's public editor has responded to widespread complaints about the paper's coverage of a child being gang raped in Texas. The gist: "My assessment is that the outrage is understandable. The story dealt with a hideous crime but addressed concerns about the ruined lives of the perpetrators without… » 3/11/11 4:00pm 3/11/11 4:00pm

Texas Gang Rape Coverage Continues To Appall [UPDATED]

It's not just The New York Times coverage of the gang rape of an 11-year-old girl that's like a blueprint about how not to report on rape. Today, TV got in on the act. Updated with response from the Times. » 3/09/11 5:50pm 3/09/11 5:50pm

Jane Velez-Mitchell Not Amused By Awful "Rape Congratulations" Cards

HLN current affairs show host Jane Valez-Mitchell sounds positively pissed as hell as she discusses those hipstery-horrible greeting cards with a prosecutor, a rape survivor, and several other women. Video inside! » 1/08/11 3:40pm 1/08/11 3:40pm

Official Kate Middleton Commemorative Coin Looks Nothing Like Kate…

As if Kate Middleton didn't have enough to deal with (the poor lass), the official Wills 'n Kate £5 Alderney coin features an unidentified woman...because that's sure as hell not Kate's face. OMG, WILLIAM MUST HAVE A MISTRESS!!!!LQ%#$@ » 12/23/10 10:50am 12/23/10 10:50am