Brace Yourself For Even More Dope Baby Scrapbooks on Facebook

Your baby is dope. I repeat: Your baby is dope. We need more pictures of your dope baby out in in the world, so Facebook is doing this thing called Scrapbook where you can tag your dope baby in it to create a visual record of their awesomeness. Yaaayyyy. » 4/01/15 4:30pm Yesterday 4:30pm

Talking to Meghan Daum About Selfishness, Being Childless by Choice

Today, 19 percent of women end their potential childbearing years without having had any children—making childlessness as common as it is irrationally controversial. We had the chance to talk about the topic with Meghan Daum: author, LA Times columnist, editor of the forthcoming essay collection Selfish, Shallow and… » 3/30/15 3:30pm Monday 3:30pm

Vin Diesel Named His Daughter After Paul Walker, But With a Girl Name

When you cut a newborn's umbilical cord, what do you think of? (It's a rhetorical question, btw; I don't want kids but just think about it for a second.) » 3/23/15 8:30pm 3/23/15 8:30pm

Frat Bro On Facebooking Pics of Naked Passed Out Women: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As previously reported on Jezebel, a bunch of unparalleled assholes from Penn State's Kappa Delta Rho were suspended this week after a former brother exposed the fraternity's two Facebook pages containing photos of brothers hazing, conducting drug deals, and unconscious women. And now one of these neanderthals has… » 3/19/15 9:50am 3/19/15 9:50am

Facebook Hopes to Save Lives with New Suicide Prevention Tool

Facebook is getting more serious about suicide prevention. Last month the company announced new tools designed to help users who are considering suicide, as well as concerned friends and family. » 3/08/15 12:30pm 3/08/15 12:30pm

Facebook Is Fighting in a French Court Over a Painting of a Vagina 

A French court has informed Facebook that they certain DO have the jurisdiction to rule in a freedom of expression case brought against the site for nuking a man's account over a very well-known and artistically significant painting of a vagina. » 3/06/15 3:50pm 3/06/15 3:50pm

Don't Quit the Social Networks You Hate. Bend Them to Your Will

We get it: No one likes Facebook. Twitter is full of trolls. Social networks can be a pain, but they're also great ways to stay in touch with friends and talk to new people. Even so, every few weeks we hear from someone who wants to just "quit" Facebook altogether. Here's why that's a silly idea, and what you can do… » 2/04/15 1:09pm 2/04/15 1:09pm

The Creepiest Things You Can Do on Facebook

Actual Idiots Need to Be Told Not to Call 911 About Facebook Outage

Last night, the internet suffered a devastating blow when both Facebook and Instagram went down for a short period of time during my nap. While I wasn't personally affected, apparently lots of other people were. And they were so worried that they'd miss someone's meal that they began calling 911 to demand Facebook be… » 1/27/15 7:45pm 1/27/15 7:45pm

Facebook Fuckery Is a Factor in a Third of UK Divorces

Perhaps being connected to everyone at all times isn't everything it's cracked up to be. On one hand, it's fun to know that the person you hate in high school is suffering in a career in Miami's premiere dinner theatre, but on the other, Facebook is apparently cited over and over in divorce cases. » 1/20/15 2:30pm 1/20/15 2:30pm

Politician Resigns After Saying A Woman Was Too Ugly To Be Rape Victim

A British politician has removed himself from his party position in the wake of overwhelming public outrage and scrutiny over some truly dumbass things he had to say about a woman online. » 1/05/15 11:35pm 1/05/15 11:35pm

Sarah Palin Offers Dumbest Response Ever to Dog Pic Controversy

Sarah Palin has offered a response to the social media shitshow controversy (Doghazi? Stepstoolgate?) she set off by posting pictures of her dog being used as a stool by her son. It's probably one of the dumbest things she has ever said and holy shit is that saying a lot. » 1/04/15 2:15pm 1/04/15 2:15pm

Sarah Palin's Kid Stands on Dog; Palin Blames Dog for Being "Lazy"

Happy New Year! Here is Sarah Palin gleefully posting pics of her son as he stands on the family dog to reach a counter. » 1/03/15 2:30pm 1/03/15 2:30pm

Facebook Is Sorry You Relived Painful Memories With “Year in Review” App

By now you've probably shared or at least noticed that Facebook has compiled a Year in Review video for every user, allowing us to reminisce over the highlights of the past year, as calculated by Facebook's algorithm. While some people's highlights included a wedding or a trip, others contained more devastating… » 12/27/14 4:45pm 12/27/14 4:45pm

Australia Will Destroy a Nickleback CD Before it Does More Harm

Police in Australia are working tirelessly to keep citizens safe from a dangerous, frightening threat—the shitty music of Nickelback . » 12/24/14 11:20am 12/24/14 11:20am

Duh, Iggy and Beyoncé Won this Year's Internet Popularity Contest

It's the end of year, which means the social networks are rolling out their annual year-end recaps telling us who and what "won the Internet" in 2014. If you were sitting around Googling diamond-encrusted butt plug this year (per Mark Shrayber), then sorry you do not have your finger on the pulse of what's happening… » 12/16/14 6:15pm 12/16/14 6:15pm

Here's Motivational Lip-Syncer Vin Diesel Wiggling Around on the Beach

Continuing his wildly successful one-man campaign to legitimize the existence of Facebook, Vin Diesel has uploaded a new video to his heartwarming and now-legendary personal page, also (and of course) known as VinBook. » 12/15/14 1:10pm 12/15/14 1:10pm

A Tactical Guide to Avoiding Someone on Facebook

Facebook has circulated a new video instructing users on how to block (and quickly unblock) an ex. This is a great start, but it's simply not enough, because everyone knows that when it comes to putting distance between you and that mouthbreather you once called your lover, there is nothing but breathy shades of gray. » 12/12/14 8:10pm 12/12/14 8:10pm