These Hilariously Outdated Fabio Book Covers Will Make Your Day

Do you remember that episode from Cycle 7 of America's Next Top Model when the contestants had to pose for fake romance novel covers alongside Fabio? If you saw it you'd definitely recall seeing as it might have been one of the grimmest things to have ever appeared on television. Fabio was at least twice the age of the … » 6/12/13 4:00pm 6/12/13 4:00pm

Slimmed-Down Kirstie Alley Is Anti-Plastic Surgery

Kirstie Alley says she's lost 100 pounds. "I feel like I'm back in my element," she adds. "I honestly didn't even realize what I looked like." She denies going under the knife: "I haven't had plastic surgery, but here's the reason: People do plastic surgery to make you look younger," she said. "I don't think it makes you look … » 9/15/11 9:00am 9/15/11 9:00am

Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Fabio On George Clooney: "He Is A Dog Whose Noise Is Worse Than His Bite": "Fabio: I Can't Believe It's Not Relevant!" We say: we're just waiting for the day Relevance comes in an easy-to-use spray. • Worst, in response to Teen Rape, MySpace & Child Protection Laws: "Not to be a… » 1/15/08 4:40pm 1/15/08 4:40pm

Fabio On George Clooney: "He Is A Dog Whose Noise Is Worse Than His…

"I was using the industry. I used the fashion industry, the whole business, for money, for chicks, for a lifestyle. But I never let them use me. And now they think I'm still desperate for a job, for work. Like I'll do anything. I don't care if I'm never on TV again." Ah, how we love the smell of bitterness in the… » 1/15/08 11:00am 1/15/08 11:00am

Today in Tabloids: Britney Continues to be a Shitty Mom; Angelina May…

It's hump day! Also known as the day in which we digest every major tabloid and pick out the good bits for you, gentle reader. In this week's rundown, Britney wore a really hideous Halloween costume and her kids' teeth are going to fall out, Angelina is possibly getting it on with either her new bodyguard, Billy, or… » 11/07/07 1:30pm 11/07/07 1:30pm