Captain Underpants Gets More Calls for Censorship Than Fifty Shades

The ALA revealed its top five most challenged books of 2013 and, somewhat surprisingly, lines like "suck me, baby" and "my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves" weren't enough to nab "mommy porn" staple Fifty Shades of Grey the #1 spot. Instead, Anastasia and Christian are languishing down at #4… » 4/16/14 10:00am 4/16/14 10:00am

The Nine Hottest Reasons Why It's Not Hot to Make 'Hot' Lists

I always assume, when strangers ask me extremely basic questions about objectification and entitlement and power differentials, that they're just bozo trolls looking to get a rise out of me for sport and waste the grumpy feminist's time. I mean, it's 2013. Everyone knows by now why we don't have a White History Month,… » 3/25/13 6:00pm 3/25/13 6:00pm

Nebraska College Kid Says Feminism 'Achieved Its Goals' So Women Should…

Is there anyone more naturally attuned to the nuances of America's struggle for social justice than white male heterosexual college students from Nebraska named Zach? Oh, what's that? LITERALLY EVERYONE? 'Kay. Well, nevertheless, the University of Nebraska-Lincoln published an op-ed today by one-man feminist brain… » 2/22/13 5:15pm 2/22/13 5:15pm

Douchebag Soap Claims It Can Cure Dudes of 'Mangina'

Ohhhhhh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho!!! "Mangina." Yes, nothing is quite so funny as the notion of a man having a lady-cavern instead of a man-rod! Can you imagine? A man with a vagina? Why, it'd be almost like being...a WOMAN. Or a man. With a vagina. And then who would rule the earth with penisy wisdom and might? Because,… » 12/11/12 10:00am 12/11/12 10:00am

Hilariously Named 'Smart Girls Summit' Throws Support Behind Michele…

A three hundred person panel of grown women who refer to themselves as "Smart Girls" have chosen Michele Bachmann for the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination in a recent straw poll. » 7/31/11 3:30pm 7/31/11 3:30pm

How To Get A Guy To Call You

Hulu has a series of videos called "Howcasts" instructing viewers how to, say, "Make Snow Angels" or "Untangle Necklaces." They've just posted a new one called "How to Get Him to Call You," and it's as silly as it sounds. » 3/08/10 4:20pm 3/08/10 4:20pm

"A Recent Appearance Set Tongues Wagging About The Slenderness Of Her…

This headline promises, "Get Gwyneth Paltrow's Ankles." Not that I want them, but let's be honest: The only way to really "get" them would be to sever them from her legs with a sharp knife, no? [Times Of London] » 11/16/09 9:20am 11/16/09 9:20am