Romantic Valentine's Day Meal Can Be Yours for the Low Cost of $93,300

Valentine's Day (the who-cares-iest of all the holidays) is right around the corner, so hopefully you've been saving up a Scrooge McDuck's vault's worth of gold to buy your significant other (or the body pillow that you call your "significant other") a proper gift. One particularly romantic option — if you're scrambling… » 2/11/14 5:40pm 2/11/14 5:40pm

Barneys Trying Extra Hard To Be Less Racist This Holiday Season

After two black shoppers complained of being targeted by NYPD assigned to patrol Barneys, the luxury retailer has announced that they will be monitoring the cops in their stores to make sure they're not being racist. Cops, in turn, will monitor the shoppers to make sure none of them are stealing from Barneys. It's the… » 11/27/13 3:30pm 11/27/13 3:30pm

Jay Z's Collection for Barneys Is Great If You Like $2600 Boxer Shorts

Even though the store has been accused of racial profiling, Jay Z launched his collection with Barneys yesterday. He didn't design the items, exactly, it's described as a "limited edition collection designed in collaboration with Shawn 'JAY Z' Carter." » 11/21/13 8:30pm 11/21/13 8:30pm

Cruise Recreating The Titanic's Disastrous Voyage Is A Terrible Idea


Today in extreme and questionable geekery: a British company has almost sold out the 2,000 available tickets for two cruises that promise to recreate the Titanic's ill-fated maiden voyage on the 100th anniversary of the disaster next year. Floating piece of door and Leonardo DiCapriosicle not included. » 12/28/11 7:00pm 12/28/11 7:00pm

Doesn't Your Butt Deserve A $130,000 Crystal-Covered Toilet?

No matter how great your holiday was, we can guarantee you didn't get the one thing you really needed: A $130,000 toilet encrusted with 72,000 Swarovski crystals. The Japanese company Lixil put the luxury toilet on display in its showroom earlier this month, and it isn't for sale. You see, this device is too wonderful… » 12/26/11 11:44pm 12/26/11 11:44pm

Vogue's Holiday Gift Guide Is A $900,000 Lesson In Class Consciousness

You can't help but be a little underwhelmed with Vogue's forty-item gift guide, which, with a total price of more than $900,000 (that's probably a little higher than Somalia's non-pirate-booty GDP), doesn't even include the limited-edition polar bear skin bedspread that the World Wildlife Fund is selling this Christmas … » 12/07/11 12:40pm 12/07/11 12:40pm

Woman Receives Non-Erroneous $200K T-Mobile Bill

Celina Aarons has two brothers who are deaf and unable to speak, and she communicates with both of them using primarily text messages. Because one of them is in college full time and don't have a job, she added him to her cellular plan. And because that brother of hers went off to Canada, she should've made sure that… » 10/18/11 2:30pm 10/18/11 2:30pm

Take A Tour Of Donald Trump's Ridiculous Private Jet

It's no good being rich if you can't show it off to the little people, so Donald Trump has posted a video of the $100 million renovations to his 757. The Apprentice's Amanda Miller shows us the gold silk-adorned walls, gold-plated seat belts, and chairs embroidered with the Trump family crest. Just remember, in order… » 8/28/11 8:39pm 8/28/11 8:39pm