Meet the Lady Who's Addicted to Smelling and Chewing Dirty Diapers

My Strange Addiction never features addictions that aren't just completely disgusting. Like, you'll never see a lady on there who's addicted to smelling cupcake icing, or a guy who can't get enough of ironing. So last night's episode was true to stomach-turning form by featuring a woman who loves the smell and taste… » 1/16/14 11:10am 1/16/14 11:10am

Justin Bieber's $EXY New Jam Proves He's DEFINITELY Gotten a BJ Before

Ughhhhhh, Justin Bieber's new song "Hold Tight" is so shitty, you guys. From the opening line in which someone creepily whispers "every birthday, every birthday" (thanks for that, by the way — my ear really needed a good molesting this afternoon) until Bieber's last warbled "OOoooOOOoO," it's just non-stop awful. BUT… » 10/21/13 7:50pm 10/21/13 7:50pm

College Bro Sends Insane 'Luring Your Rapebait' Guide to Entire Frat

Is there anything that stupid assholes love more than unfunny rape jokes? The latest installment in the saga of the neverending love affair between awful men and the women who don't want to have sex with them comes from one of the Phi Kappa Tau brothers at Georgia Tech, and it's a doozy. Called "Luring Your Rapebait,"… » 10/07/13 3:40pm 10/07/13 3:40pm

Skinny People's Poop May Hold the Disgusting Key to Weight Loss

"Are you obese? Have you tried everything to lose weight (black and white footage of a person accidentally springing a thighmaster into a flatscreen TV. TV falls down on top of person/ footage of person running in sweatbands and wristbands and kneebands and looking miserable/ footage of a heavy person forlornly… » 9/06/13 6:20pm 9/06/13 6:20pm

Cutesy Vibrators Rub Us the Wrong Way

Are you a bad feminist if your favorite vibrator is a snootily-named lint roller or a rubber duckie that's a "lovely shade of pink, elegantly dressed in feathered boa, and sports a decorative and fashionable genuine Swarovsky crystal beak jewel"? Obviously not. Choose your choice! You do you! Etcetera. But it's pretty… » 7/19/13 1:00pm 7/19/13 1:00pm

Breast Milk Jewelry: Cool New Way for Moms to Tell the World They've…

Looking for a statement piece that screams, "I'm a mom and I've thrown in the towel, aesthetically," because your faded stretch pants and the food stains on your promotional T-shirt just aren't getting the message across? Well, you're in luck. For just $64 - $125 you can have your breast milk encapsulated into a super… » 4/09/13 6:00pm 4/09/13 6:00pm

Couple Is Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Pooping Their Brains Out

My Strange Addiction, the show that documents the human experience — if by "human" you mean "freaks" and by "experience" you mean "eating inedible shit like couch cushions and gasoline"— returns to TLC on February 13th with a new season. In the first episode we meet a married couple who are addicted to coffee enemas.… » 2/05/13 4:30pm 2/05/13 4:30pm

Mother-Daughter Porn Duo Insist There's 'Nothing Sexual' About What…

Jessica and Monica are mother and daughter. They are both adult film actresses. They have teamed up, professionally. They engage in nude embraces. They shoot sex scenes together. They do two-on-one. They take turns sucking the same dick. They watch each other orgasm (or pretend to orgasm). But they swear that what… » 1/02/13 2:50pm 1/02/13 2:50pm

Pickle-Flavored Candy Canes Are the Newest Gross Novelty Treat

While they might make Snooki's holidays a little more festive (if not, at least, brinier), the idea of pickle-flavored candy canes is kind of nauseating. Candy canes in general are kind of a shitty candy, but at least the conventional ones—if you end up actually eating them—make your breath better, not worse. [Archie… » 12/10/12 5:00pm 12/10/12 5:00pm

'Birth Art': The Most Horrifying Trend Ever

Pregnancy and childbirth may be "beautiful," but not literally so. Aesthetically speaking, it's all pretty ugly, involving a lot of goo and gore and poop. Of course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and sometimes the beholder is a crunchy doula or a narcissistic new mother who actually looks at a placenta and… » 10/25/12 3:20pm 10/25/12 3:20pm

Thanks to Insufferable Newlyweds, Morning-After Wedding Photography Is…

While there are some couples who can pull off weddings that are undeniably enjoyable — Friends! Open bars! Dancing! — it's no secret that, more often than not, being a wedding guest is a total pain in the ass. The amount of money that you have to sink into someone else's nuptials, what with the cost of travel and a… » 8/24/12 4:40pm 8/24/12 4:40pm

Do You Have Tapeworms In Your Brain? Maybe.

Mother Nature has already given us so many things to be terrified of in this world—flesh eating bacteria, tsunamis, Tan Mom, to name just a few. Tapeworms certainly deserve a place on the list too. Who among us did not become obsessed with the idea that we might have one slithering around inside our intestines when we… » 5/16/12 10:00am 5/16/12 10:00am

Jerking Off Dogs Is a Real Career (and Here You Were Doing It for Free)

Hating work these days? Sick of feeling disengaged at your cubicle and wish you could be your own boss? Maybe you want a more exciting hands-on career — one where you can really get your hands dirty. Have you considered jerking off show dogs so that breeders can use their semen in the decades to come? » 4/25/12 1:20pm 4/25/12 1:20pm