Is Minnie Driver Throwing Baby Food Jars Filled With Black Paint at Her Neighbor's House? Maybe!

Minnie Driver, best known for her performance as “Them Apples” in 1997's Good Will Hunting, has been sued by her neighbor, 74-year-old Daniel Perelmutter, for emptying out baby food jars, filling them with black paint, and throwing them at Perelmutter’s house. If you need to take a moment and reread that first…
Eva Mendes Is Sorry for Saying That Wearing Sweatpants Causes Divorce
Late last week, Eva Mendes made comments to Extra about how sweatpants, worn by wives around their husbands, are the number one cause of divorce in America. Clearly, she was A.) wrong and B.) underestimating the power of the leisure wear lobby because now both she and partner Ryan Gosling have issued…
Sweatpants Don't Cause Divorce, People Cause Divorce
During a recent interview with Extra, Eva Mendes—actor, entrepreneur and mother to Ryan Gosling's child—claimed to have found the key to a successful, long marriage. (Note: Eva Mendes isn't married.) The secret? Never wear sweatpants. Our counter-argument: fuck that and sweatpant it up.
Ryan Gosling Might Stop Making Movies Now that He's Making Babies
Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts "making babies." So, now that Eva Mendes is pretty much probably mostly almost totally confirmed to be preggo, does that mean the Goz's film career is winding down? (I mean, no. Almost certainly not.…
This Week in Tabloids: Kate Middleton Is Pregnant and Anorexic
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a…
While You Were Sleeping Cory Monteith Checked Into Rehab (Again)
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent teenager, has checked into rehab for substance abuse. His rep confirms to People: "[Monteith] has voluntarily admitted himself to a treatment facility for substance addiction [...] He graciously asks for your…
Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night
Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your…
Lindsay Lohan's Not On Drugs But Having Trouble Making It to Court
I mean, how hard is it to catch a flight? This is a rhetorical question for Lindsay Lohan, who missed her plane last night from New York to attend her trial in L.A. this morning. (We're now on her twenty-something trial. When you move into the double digits, you should get a free Shakeweight or some turtle wax or an…
Katharine McPhee Doesn't Need Some Stupid Stinky Baby-Thing Wasting Her Me-Time
In the midst of our current celebrity baby mania, it's rare to hear an unapologetic, cheerful (and non-judgmental) celebrity voice speaking up about the boons of living child-free. Katharine McPhee, 28, says she always thought she'd have children—and she still might, who knows—but five years into marriage with her…
