Great news, America: your erstwhile boyfriend Ryan Gosling is still on the market because, contrary to earlier reports, he did not get married to Eva Mendes. Maybe.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader requested it last week and it feels good to grant a wish. This week, Miley is pregnant in the U.S.A., Portia dumped Ellen, and Eva married Ryan.

Minnie Driver, best known for her performance as “Them Apples” in 1997's Good Will Hunting, has been sued by her neighbor, 74-year-old Daniel Perelmutter, for emptying out baby food jars, filling them with black paint, and throwing them at Perelmutter’s house. If you need to take a moment and reread that first…

John Cusack is seeking a restraining order against Marieretno Subali, a woman who’s accused of showing up at the actor’s home several times over the past few months and attempting to curse his penis.

The next time you rent yourself a foam machine for your next casual backyard barbecue and think, “This is going to be the best backyard foam party EVER”—well, think again, because your sensitive boyfriend Drake just took home the title of epic foam party host.

Late last week, Eva Mendes made comments to Extra about how sweatpants, worn by wives around their husbands, are the number one cause of divorce in America. Clearly, she was A.) wrong and B.) underestimating the power of the leisure wear lobby because now both she and partner Ryan Gosling have issued…

Christmas queen Mariah Carey has reportedly disinvited estranged husband Nick Cannon from their annual family holiday celebration after their separation took a stressful turn and her anxiety was compounded by a recent slew of bad press.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which in which we peer through the looking glass into the pages of Star, Us Weekly, OK!, Life & Style and InTouch. This week: an "expert" who has never seen Kate Middleton in person diagnoses her with an eating disorder; Brad and Angie almost ran into Jennifer Aniston at a…

Alert alert alert this is not a drill: reports are swirling that Eva Mendes is seven months pregnant with a fetus she created with Ryan Gosling.

Here is a video of Lindsay Lohan singing "Edge of Seventeen" by Stevie Nicks... at New York Republican Party Finance Committee chairman Matthew Mellon's 5oth birthday party. She sounds really good (I say this as a big fan of "Confessions of a Broken Heart")!

Beyoncé is releasing a multi-part mini-documentary that goes behind the scenes of her record-breaking self-titled album because of course she is. THIS IS BEYONCE, YOU FOOLS. DID YOU EXPECT OTHERWISE.