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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/17/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Mo'nique was in Gone With the Wind? #victoriabeckham
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    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Shayne Lamas, dear - I used to teach an educational program for folks who had been arrested for DUI, and I often heard, "But I only had one drink."

    One five gallon pail sucked down with a straw does NOT meet the guidelines for a legal cocktail. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of jenilane jenilane
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    It's nice to see that Posh is bringing attention to areas like rural Kentucky, which has some of the worst poverty in the country, but isn't considered a "trendy poor" among celebrity activists. The people in these areas really are trapped in a cycle of education-based poverty. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of LexiD523 LexiD523
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I LOVE the idea of Mo'Nique as Hattie McDaniel. Who should they get to play her BFF Clark Gable? #victoriabeckham
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    thatblackgirl promoted this comment LexiD523 was starred LexiD523 was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @LexiD523: George Clooney, obviously. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Anyone else prefer the hortense creations to Daily Mail?! #victoriabeckham
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I'd ditch Strictly Come Dancing for X-Factor, too. I mean, SCD does not have JEDWARD, the most amazing thing to hit the airwaves since Sanjaya. (Only Jedward are actually entertaining.) #victoriabeckham
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    rah29 promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @likepenguins: How awesome was 'Under Pressure'? I was like, I bet you anything they'll do Vanilla Ice, and then they did! I know they basically herald the end of civilisation as we know it, but damn they're funny. Their rendition of 'Oops I Did It Again' that first week was the funniest thing I have seen on television in years. I was sobbing with laughter! #victoriabeckham
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    11/16/09

    @rah29: I just want to learn how to get my hair up to that height. It's like, the taller their hair is, the easier it is for them to reach Jesus. God bless those little freaks.

    (And, actually, were they sort of, kind of, almost . . . in tune this week? ZOMG APOCALYPSE.) #victoriabeckham
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    11/16/09

    @likepenguins: I know! That was the craziest part--I said to my boyfriend, holy crap, their singing is almost actually... good. Whoa. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/16/09

    @rah29: My boyfriend threatened to break up with me when I told him how awesome they were. He just doesn't understand! #victoriabeckham
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    11/16/09

    @likepenguins: My boyfriend... I can't believe I'm admitting this... voted for them. He likes to think he's being ironic and subversive, but then again this is a man with an inexplicable love for novelty singles. Sometimes I wonder about him. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of JJHuggnstuff JJHuggnstuff
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I was a chauffeur during the summer in college for an outdoor music venue, and Aretha was one of the performers. She was always notoriously picky about how things went down, from asking only for male drivers (she just felt "safer") to requesting half her payment in cash before going on stage, even putting some of it in her bra. Air conditioning was also verboten. I later learned that she demands the air conditioning be turned off b/c poisonous gas was pumped into the air system of a venue during one her shows in the 70's, and she's be terrified of a repeat ever since. Knowing these things (as well as story from my pilot/flight attendant parents about Aretha in first class with a gentleman friend in the 70's), seals it for me. Aretha was/is crazy/awesome. #victoriabeckham
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment JJHuggnstuff was starred JJHuggnstuff was unstarred
    Image of noisy doll noisy doll
    11/16/09

    @JJHuggnstuff: I've heard that a lot of performers of her generation demand the cash thing too, because so many of them just got cheated out of their money and are afraid of that happening. #victoriabeckham
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    Magister promoted this comment noisy doll was starred noisy doll was unstarred
    Image of Magister Magister
    11/16/09

    @JJHuggnstuff: I'm all for giving Aretha her due, but the way I read the link, she wants the air conditioning turned off to the whole arena while she's in it and I've been to enough uncomfortable concerts to know that's probably not the best idea.

    Still, Jann could just block her vents and said it was off, it's not like she'd know the difference.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I clicked the link to the VB article and was pleasantly surprised. Those photos with the kids with Beckham were really lovely. I want very much to be cynical and say that she was merely doing this for some good publicity, but I don't think that is the case. As far as photo ops and charity work go, there are far more glamourous causes these days (hence why every damn celebrity/socialite shills for Operation Smile), and more exotic places to go that Clay County, Kentucky. Her smile seemed really genuine, and even if she was playing it up for the cameras, I highly doubt that those kids were. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/16/09

    @Tchotchke: I really liked the last one where you can barely see her. I think a lot of celebs would have insisted on sitting at the front of that big crowd of kids rather than being jammed way in at the back.

    But as I said in another thread I am an unabashed VB apologist! #victoriabeckham
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    Image of the.bleach the.bleach
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I am so excited that Diddy is finally going to let Tupac back out to attend his bday party as "special musical guest." #victoriabeckham
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    funzette promoted this comment the.bleach was starred the.bleach was unstarred
    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Is "I hate doing school scenes and office scenes" the hollywood equivalent of "I never want to have a desk job?" Are offices so terrible that even pretending to work in one is miserable? #victoriabeckham
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    @NellMood: But how many films are set in offices? Lots! And how many films show life on a film set? Not many. Secretly, movie stars desperately want to be just like us, working in offices, complaining about air conditioning and eavesdropping on conversations in the next cubicle. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/16/09

    @heykoukla: Do you think celebrities secretly gaze at office workers coming out of starbucks with lattes and think "They drink coffee! Real people are just like us!"? #victoriabeckham
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    @NellMood: For sure - why else do you think we always see them holding Starbucks coffees? They're pretending they're on their lunch break. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/16/09

    @heykoukla: I wonder if there are secret magazines ("Regular." "Them.") just for celebrities full of accountants and dentists driving Hondas and picking up their own dry-cleaning. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    @NellMood: "How YOU can get that salesgirl's ankles!" #victoriabeckham
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Miss J is the spitting image of Mama J. Wow! #victoriabeckham
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    omg. coffee just came out of my nose at that healthy eating thing from VB. honestly! I do think it's lovely going there with her son and all.

    now I've got to wipe up my keyboard. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Geez Ethan, in a world with TMZ and paparazzi who jump in front of cars and call celebs whores to get a reaction, you think Gawker Stalker is a problem? #victoriabeckham
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    11/16/09

    @heykoukla: Jimmy Kimmel, on line one... #victoriabeckham
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    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    I love Victoria Beckham and I don't care who knows it!!!!

    There. I said it. I can't help myself! #victoriabeckham
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    Image of helladesigner helladesigner
    11/16/09

    @rah29: She is completely endearing when she smiles! #victoriabeckham
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    rah29 promoted this comment helladesigner was starred helladesigner was unstarred
    Image of rah29 rah29
    11/16/09

    @helladesigner: She has the same smile and upturned, scrunchy mouse nose as my little sister. They really do look similar So I can only be fond of VB as a result! Plus she always seems really funny and self-deprecating in interviews, she's very happy to take the piss out of herself, which I appreciate in a celebrity. #victoriabeckham
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    Image of helladesigner helladesigner
    11/16/09

    @rah29: Aww, that's really cute! Your sister must be adorable. My younger sister resembles Little J on Gossip Girl, so I get what you're saying :)

    I just think it's so funny how VB's entire face changes when she smiles. It's quite lovely. I've watched a couple of her interviews, and I've found myself smiling when she smiles or laughs. (But I'm also one of those people who cries and laughs when someone else is crying or laughing, I can't help but be emotive.) #victoriabeckham
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    Image of ablative ablative
    11/16/09

    In reply to Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong
    Being from Kentucky, and knowing many people who come from poverty... is it bad that I feel icky & nervous when celebrities come and make a Cause Celeb over real people, and then fly away? #victoriabeckham
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    heykoukla promoted this comment ablative was starred ablative was unstarred
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    11/16/09

    @ablative: I just think it would have been nice if Victoria had seen fit to remove her cap during her visit so that, you know, the kids could actually see her face and look her in the eyes when they're talking to her. #victoriabeckham
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