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Eva Longoria and a Reporter Take Part in the Greatest Feud of Our Time

Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. Eva Longoria wears glasses. This is something you should repeat over and over until you believe it. If you don’t, Eva Longoria will not only come after you, she will not rest until you have been completely destroyed. Eva Longoria is light, Eva Longoria is love,… » 7/29/15 1:20pm Wednesday 1:20pm

Spice Girls Reunite to Celebrate David Beckham's 40th Birthday

Yesterday ageless blonde guy, David Beckham and wife Posh Spice celebrated his 40th birthday. Since Beckham’s birthday was, until yesterday, a national holiday in the UK, he decided to celebrate in the most British way possible: by reuniting the Spice Girls in Morocco (or maybe just inviting some of your wife’s… » 5/03/15 10:30am 5/03/15 10:30am

Mara Brock Akil to Woman TV Bosses: 'We Should All Be Feminists'

The organization Girls Inc. held its annual entertainment-industry luncheon Wednesday, bringing together some of the most powerful women in television for a host of inspirational speeches. And Mara Brock Akil, pioneer of this current era of women in television with Girlfriends and The Game, had some of the best… » 11/20/14 7:00pm 11/20/14 7:00pm

Half-Man Angus T. Jones Is Not Returning to Two and a Half Men

It's true, nothing gold can stay, and by "gold" I mean "Two and a Half Men, the worst CBS show you're not watching." While Ashton Kutcher and Jon Cryer have resigned their contracts for a third season (Kutcher at a $700,000-per-episode payout; Cryer at, I don't know, a gum wrapper and a damp Nickelback ticket stub?), » 4/27/13 11:30am 4/27/13 11:30am

Jessica Alba's Weight Loss Secret: Wearing Corsets 24/7 for 3 Months

Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some shit, more tuna melts, or encasing yourself in a chamber of horrors like Jessica Alba. In an interview with Net-a-Porter's magazine, Alba divulges her post-pregnancy weight-loss secret after giving birth… » 4/26/13 9:00am 4/26/13 9:00am

Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… » 4/20/13 11:30am 4/20/13 11:30am

Rebel Wilson Hosting the MTV Movie Awards? So Far the Apocalypse Is…

The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have announced that Rebel Wilson will be hosting this year's ceremony on April 14th, the first female host since Sarah Silverman in 2007, and a damn good choice at that. However, it being MTV, here is the… » 12/21/12 9:00am 12/21/12 9:00am

Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas to the Yard

As you may recall, in penance for her pro-Israel Tweet, Kim Kardashian planned a trip to Bahrain to learn about the Middle East hawk some milkshakes. A faction of Sunni Muslim MPs had taken their issues with Kardashian's visit up with Parliament before her arrival ("she's an actress with an extremely bad reputation"),… » 12/03/12 9:00am 12/03/12 9:00am