Fuck You, CancerLindy West12/13/12 5:50pm236EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkThis is Fuck You Week, Jezebel's first annual week of desperate emotional cleansing and unhinged psychic purging.
French Teacher Assigns Kids Frenchiest Essay Prompt Ever: Pen a Suicide NoteDoug Barry12/13/12 10:25am132EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkA French teacher (in France) assigned what is perhaps the Frenchiest essay topic in the history of essay topics, a topic meant to spelunk the deepest, most bat-people populated depths of 13- and 14-year-old students' ennui: