What Do Women Want? To Have Sex with Their Stepbrothers

Nestled inside the top sellers list on Amazon, between the James Patterson pot-boilers, the ubiquitous de-cluttering manifesto, and various forgettable beach reads, is the answer to what women really want: in short, to fuck their stepbrothers. For months now, self-published stepsibling romance novels have become a… » 7/07/15 4:10pm Today 4:10pm

We are Virgins Among Cowboys: Jezebel Goes to a Romance Convention

Two brave and sensual members of Jezebel staff (Kelly Faircloth and I, hello!) have come to Dallas to rub elbows with blockbuster romance writers, steely cover models, and wolf-whistling fans at the Romantic Times’ annual convention. Now in it’s 32nd year, the RT Booklovers convention takes all the typical tropes of… » 5/13/15 3:10pm 5/13/15 3:10pm

I Got Erotica Master Chuck Tingle to Workshop My Dinosaur Erotica

I think in a way we all wish we were Chuck Tingle. Increasingly notorious for being the author of modern classics like Pounded by the Gay Unicorn Football Squad, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves My Ass, and Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt, Tingle is one of the leading lights in the monster erotica movement—and a… » 5/01/15 2:00pm 5/01/15 2:00pm

The Next Hot Dutch Import? A Feminist Porn Channel

Setting aside for a moment the actual merits of porn that bills itself as feminist, wouldn't it be nice if some progressive company from, say, the Netherlands created a channel of sexy movies that weren't filled with spray-tanned cyborgs waving their aggressively groomed genitals at each other and saying things like,… » 2/02/14 5:30pm 2/02/14 5:30pm

Meet the Woman Behind All of Your Favorite Bigfoot Erotica

Remember the "Cum for Bigfoot" series we talked about a couple of weeks ago? Or is it more accurate to ask, "Remember the 'Cum for Bigfoot' series from the list of books that most profoundly changed your life AND opened your eyes to something new and uncomfortable to jerk off to?" (It's nestled right between "To Kill… » 1/24/14 12:30pm 1/24/14 12:30pm

Amazon is making it harder to sell Bigfoot porn ebooks

Erotica featuring Sasquatch, minotaurs, aliens, and boar gods may not fit everyone's tastes, but some authors have made a killing selling monster sex ebooks. But some ebook retailers, notably Amazon, have been cracking down on cryptozoological smut, making it harder for writers to sell their books to readers who are… » 12/22/13 2:26pm 12/22/13 2:26pm

Studio Brass Mull Releasing Super Gross NC-17 Cut of Fifty Shades Film

If you were worried that the theatrical release of Fifty Shades of Grey couldn't possibly do the source material (lol) justice, some good news: the film's producer hinted today that there may be two versions of the film released — a regular-ass R-rated version to which you can take your father-in-law or precocious… » 11/15/13 7:15pm 11/15/13 7:15pm

George Takei Reads Erotic FanFic About Sulu, Chekov, Pajamas

Revel in George Takei’s steady voice as he reads some dirty Star Trek fanfiction to Andy Cohen. We’ve heard Takei read erotica before, but never erotica that directly involved a character he used to play on television. Thankfully, there’s so much Trekkie fanfic floating around the internet that a nightly, fireside… » 10/26/13 1:00pm 10/26/13 1:00pm

The UK Is Amassing a Graveyard of Unrecyclable Fifty Shades Paperbacks

Fifty Shades of Grey — the best-selling book in British history, if your brain can even process such a statement — is no longer the buzzworthy bestseller it was back in the summer of our cultural innocence (2012). Sales might pick up again when the already disappointing movie hits theaters in 2014, but then again,… » 9/05/13 11:55pm 9/05/13 11:55pm

CIA's Cool New Deputy Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Bookstore

As a graduate (and a scholar) in International Relations and Middle East Studies, I've eyed my fair share State Department/intelligence jobs before realizing I didn't want to be another pawn in the enactment of American imperialism and hegemony. But before it dawned on me that I never want to have to remove my nose… » 6/13/13 7:00pm 6/13/13 7:00pm

Around the World in Most Searched-For Porn Words

Buzzfeed has put together what is, for practical purposes, a filmstrip about the most searched-for internet porn terms in the world, revealing some things you probably wouldn’t want to know about the apparent nationalism underpinning a population’s lascivious viewing preferences. For instance, the most searched-for… » 6/02/13 3:00pm 6/02/13 3:00pm