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    Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter

    "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"

    "I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"

    First Wife's Club

    The Old Man And The...Lacey Bonnet

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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    There is nothing better in the world than skymall. Every year I try and convince my entire family to have a Christmas where we only give presents from Sky Mall.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    Jenna, I love that you load up the iPod with Wait Wait and This American Life - I do that too, and then never feel like listening to them.

    I have a soft spot for American Airlines' inflight mag ever since I found out they started the Faux Faulkner writing contest.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    You guys have to read this hilarious "ode" to SkyMall (comes in 3 parts):

    [progressiveboink.com]
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    All I need is an Ambien, although, of course, when the plane's engine inevitably fails, or we crash into shark-infested waters, or the top of the plane rips off, or a hurricane causes it to tailspin into the Andes, I'd like to have all my wits about me. Although, come to think of it, maybe I don't...
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    Damn recession. I haven't been on a plane since 2004.
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    Image of LaMorenita LaMorenita
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    Spanish airline magazines are the best and weirdest. On a Vueling flight, I read an article about attractions in Malaga. Alright, go to the beach, check out this bar etc etc. Then, it suggested I go on a pirate boat tour where I could have an orgy. I even checked the English side to make sure I was reading correctly. Yes, an orgy. It described the flailing limbs and appeal of anonymity that take place in the hull of this pirate tourist boat. It was recommended for the not faint of heart, and non-jealous among us.

    In the SAME issue, there was something about enjoying the simple pleasures of life. one was checking out new asian restaurants that have opened as Spain has recently had a large influx of Asian immigrants. Basically, this article proclaimed that Asians (no specific country mentioned) have a perfect scam worked out because the hapless Spaniard doesn't know if that's salmon or DOG in their sushi, but they'll buy it anyway, just as they love the cheap asian markets.

    Because! "slant eyes are slant eyes and big noses are big noses." I wish I were kidding. Oh, Spain, i also wish I were surprised by your blatant racism. sigh.
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    10/05/09

    @LaMorenita: "Oh, Spain, i also wish I were surprised by your blatant racism."

    Please don't flash me back to the Olympics. I love Pau Gasol (though not as much as I love Rafa, another whole issue set) and I don't remember the last time I was so embarrassed.
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    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    I am rolling with laughter and dreaming of new worlds.
    Also terribly pleased to see that someone of your wit and well-traveled knowledge shares my Skymall-stealth-browsing, ah, habits? Tendencies? I feel terribly validated.
    Nice to see your byline, Jenna.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    SkyMall rocks my life. I fantasize about the day I see someone using this on an airplane: [www.skymall.com]
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I have seen this in real life, and it looks just like you would think. I was a little jealous.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT. Oh my Lord, every time I read SkyMall, I dream of meeting a billionaire who owns EVERYTHING in that damn catalog. Michael Jackson's Neverland wouldn't have shit on that guy's house.
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    10/05/09

    @badmutha: All snuggly and covered in drool and sort of squeaky? Cause that's what I imagine. I also imagine it smells like a pool toy.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I didn't get close enough to smell it, because I have a sensitive stomach and funky smells can set me off, but I think it was kind of drool-y.
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    10/05/09

    @Lolita Hazed: I dream of BEING that billionaire! How cool would that be? I'd have fake zombies crawling out of my garden and a crossword puzzle mural and this: [www.skymall.com]
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I've been dropping hints about this: [www.skymall.com] for years.
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: NO ONE would fuck with you if you had that on your wall!
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    10/05/09

    @FattyCatty: Oh, and that is MIND-BLOWING.
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    Image of awhellsnaw awhellsnaw
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: A friend of mine has that and used it as she sat next to me on a flight. I was filled with pure green jealousy because it really was just as awesome as it seems.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    @FattyCatty: So would that go in the front yard or the back?
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    10/05/09

    @awhellsnaw: I'm serious. Those pillows look comfortable!
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I think it would take the madness of King George to use that thing. Plu, it would take half the flight to inflate it.
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    Image of awhellsnaw awhellsnaw
    10/05/09

    @BytheSea: You have to have the right attitude to bust a pillow like that out because its true, you spend a good 30 minutes inflating the darn thing before you can use it. Also, your entire seat space is filled so its best to use in a window seat. My friend had the aisle and I was effectively trapped. She also had the satin sleep sack from skymall - a fancy thin sleeping bag so your body never has to actually touch a hotel room's bedding. One day when I'm not broke.....
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    10/05/09

    @awhellsnaw: I am SO jealous!
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    10/05/09

    @FattyCatty: I bet that makes for better home security than an alarm system.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    But, but, the Sky Mall thingy is where I found the seat cushion with charcoal in it that neutralizes your farts so you don't stink up the board room in meetings. I have a very sensitive stomach.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/05/09

    @badmutha: But where's the fun in that?!
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    10/05/09

    @badmutha: I think everyone who works in an office should be required to carry one. Like a laptop, it should just be de rigueur.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    @Newsgirl: I try to think of the olfactory annihilation of my co-workers.
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    Image of Newsgirl Newsgirl
    10/05/09

    @badmutha: That's very thoughtful. My coworkers burp and release other bodily functions heartily all day long, so that would be a nice change!
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    10/05/09

    @badmutha: THAT IS MUTHAFUCKING EPIC

    OMG I want one, just so I can say I have a fart neutralizer.
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    This is funny, because I thoroughly enjoyed reading AirTran's inflight magazine just yesterday. I wasn't sure, though, if the magazine was actually good or if it was just good compared to the rest of the horror that was my AirTran experience.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/05/09

    @Antrack: That sounds like the beginning of a really scary book. "The AirTran Horror"
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    Image of sybann sybann
    10/05/09

    In reply to Inflight Magazines: A Love Letter
    I LOVE SkyMall - my CD shelving came from that catalog - I could never find anything BIG enough...
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Once again I love Jack Kerouac! And Hemingway, because it's so true.
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    Image of purefog purefog
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Uh -- the link is to some other Hax column.
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    Image of Sadie Sadie
    08/20/09

    @purefog: Don't worry, it's just the second letter in.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    I love that Isak Denisen is quoted, though it's disconcerting that Marie Antoinette is suddenly speaking German!
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    Image of commieginge commieginge
    08/20/09

    @formergr: Ah, this is because she was an Austrian princess before marrying French royalty.
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    Image of vitajex vitajex
    08/20/09

    In reply to "Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
    Henry VIII: Behead her, then be heading out of the country!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/21/09

    @vitajex: Heading OUT? NAY! Heading! The greatest heads of state have been known for amassing the heads of others.
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