That Time Ernest Hemingway Described His Ideal Bro Paradise

In between comparing dicks and boozing it up around Paris, Ernest Hemingway and F. Scott Fitzgerald found time to write letters to each other (Hemingway’s letters were basically telegrams and Fitzgerald’s reeked of booze and cigarettes). Sometimes, they exchanged idle gossip, but other times, as is evident in a…
Scrapbook Reveals That Hemingway’s Mom Was Kind of a Helicopter Parent
Ernest Hemingway strove to have courage. Not the courage of the boxer, though he did box, nor the courage of the football-player, though he did football. Ernest strove for the courage to please his mother, which is the noblest and bravest and most courageous of all the courages a Man can strive for. And Ernest…
Freeloading Kitty-Cats Living Large Off YOUR Tax Dollars in Their Florida Welfare Queen Cat Manse
How about a change of pace? Ahem. You make me sick, you lazy socialist kitty-cats! Just lounging around Ernest Hemingway's Key West museum compound, having six toes and getting fat on government-subsidized Meow Mix like hardworking Real Americans owe you a living. Not in my America! In my America it's time for you to…
Paula Deen Got a Little Fresh Checking Her Husband’s Beard for Lice
In this Friday, July 20, 2012 photo provided by the Florida Keys News Bureau, Food Network personality Paula Deen, left, tugs at her husband Michael Groover's beard outside Sloppy Joe's Bar in Key West, Fla. Groover participated in the "Papa" Hemingway Look-Alike Contest during Key West's Hemingway Days festival that…
You Too Can Accessorize Like A Dipsomaniac Heiress!
It's like Vogue Italia mixed up Isabella Blow, Daphne Guinness, added a dash of Peggy Guggenheim, and popped on a Philip Treacy lobster hat. Oh, fashion! Always so whimsical. We've broken these looks down into easy at-home steps.
Marilyn Monroe Was A Big Hemingway Fan
A new book of Marilyn Monroe's "notes to herself, letters, even poems" also includes a photo of her bookshelf. Apparently she liked Hemingway, Steinbeck, and Beckett — but no female writers.
Lindsay To Collaborate With Ed Hardy; Boy George Believes In Comfy Shoes
- To pursue her goal of creating the world's ugliest clothing in every design category known to man, Lindsay Lohan is reportedly in talks to launch a line of handbags with Ed Hardy. [E]
"Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
This week, a dude wrote into the WaPo's Carolyn Hax with a relationship question. Her advice was great and all, but we were curious to see what famous dead people had to say!
"I’m Sorry I Wasn't Honest About My Need For Non-Monogamy"
New game! "What's more offensive?" The erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) or the "awww, but it seems like he really loved her!" forgiveness orgy for this pathological dumbshit dipshit shitfuck?
First Wife's Club
Paula McLain has written a new novel about Ernest Hemingway's long-suffering first wife, Hadley Richardson, and their Movable Feast expat days in Paris. [GalleyCat]
The Old Man And The...Lacey Bonnet
If it's ever seemed like Ernest Hemingway was suspiciously eager to prove his masculinity, this may provide a clue as to why: as a child, his mother dressed him in drag.
Jane Smiley Wonders: Has Writer Jennifer Weiner Thrown In The Towel?
The inimitable Jane Smiley reviewed chick-lit doyenne Jennifer Weiner's new novel, Some Girls for the Philadelphia Inquirer over the weekend, and she wonders why the cover is so goddamn pink. "The pinkness of the novel implies to me that Weiner herself has given up seeking a wider audience, and so given up developing…
Pam Anderson Hooks Up With Estranged Hubby; Ernest Hemingway
[Malibu, January 12. Image via Flynet]
