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In today's Tweet Beat, Alec Baldwin shares an important observation, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Erin Brockovich form a true bond and Emile Hirsch goes back in time.

A few thousand women say permanent contraception device Essure produces agonizing pain. Essure says they're in the minority. Erin Brockovich is on the case.

Tuesday afternoon's episode of Katie was entitled LOVE BEHIND BARS and if that doesn't make you wish you'd watched it, Katie Couric interviewed Phil Spector's wife Rachelle, former journalist Amy Friedman who married a man she met while interviewing him in prison, and Erin Brockovich, recently arrested for a BUI…

We are supposed to believe that Lady Gaga is not thrilled that her fiance Taylor Kinney has been getting close to Cameron Diaz on the set of... wait for it... The Other Woman. Way to be on the nose, "reality!" According to a source:

If Julia Roberts is looking for the waterlogged sequel to Erin Brockovich — pitch it as a socially conscious Overboard? — she's got her story.

• A new photo of Sandra Bullock has "surfaced," and in it, she is not wearing a wedding ring.

Erin Brockovich, whose life story provided fodder for Julia Roberts' Oscar Win, is continuing to fight for justice: She got a New Zealand retailer to pull a sexist print ad. The advertisement, meant to encourage Kiwis to buy energy-efficient appliances, read, "Government says fridges are better younger. Just like…