​Brittney Griner Is Off the Market, Engaged to Glory Johnson

Today in true love that you could only dream of having, WNBA superstar and all around hero Brittney Griner just got engaged to her girlfriend Glory Johnson. She posted a very cute picture of her, sporting a pink bowtie, proposing to Johnson on Instagram last night. Looks like they were surrounded by friends and/or… » 8/16/14 3:31pm 8/16/14 3:31pm

American Duke Charlie Sheen Is Engaged (Again)

The Sheen men— Martin, Charlie and Emilio — are a prime example of American celebrity nobility, so, to mock the absurd way actual nobles and royals are still celebrated in certain frivolous, Grinch-shaped (concentrate on the bottom and imagine a Santa cap) islands around the world, we ought to spend this Sunday… » 2/16/14 11:30am 2/16/14 11:30am

Gabrielle Union's New Fiancé Dwyane Wade Has New Baby by Someone Else

One week after proposing to actress Gabrielle Union with a stunning diamond ring, this man Dwyane Wade announces — lets news leak of? — a new baby boy with another woman. Yes, you read that last sentence correctly. The star Miami Heat player hooked up with the mother of his newest son while he and Union were "on a… » 12/30/13 6:00pm 12/30/13 6:00pm

Okay, Who Let 'Engagement Season' Become a Thing?

This weekend, a photo bubbled up on Reddit: Somewhere in America, a bunch of girls—decked out in their finest Christmas attire—gathered on a sofa to take a celebratory snapshot with three newly engaged friends. Except for a lone dissenter in the lower lefthand corner, who had apparently reached her breaking point with… » 12/09/13 11:40am 12/09/13 11:40am

Here's a Very Awkward Marriage Proposal That Happened Live on 'Today'

This morning on Today, Al Roker was about to do the weather when he took a detour and introduced a woman who works at a non-profit. Simone Jhingoor was prepared to talk about the Women's Housing and Economic Development Corporation — which sounds great and important — when suddenly, her boyfriend, Chirag Shah, showed… » 10/24/13 10:50am 10/24/13 10:50am

The New and Improved How to Get a Guy to Marry You

Look, times have changed, k ladiez? It's no longer enough to simply meet a guy, date him, fall in love, determine if you share the same general values and have a proven ability to weather conflict until you both arrive at the idea that marriage is a solid idea. The bar has been raised, and in order to help a man see… » 10/06/13 5:00pm 10/06/13 5:00pm

Devastated Tweens Mourn the Engagement of One Direction's Zayn Malik

Stop battening the hatches. Get out of the basement. Put your storm chaser gear away. Those wails you hear echoing through the streets aren't tornado sirens. They're the cries of prepubescent girls. You see, Zayn Malik, One Direction's sexiest little scrumpet, has gotten engaged to girlfriend Perrie Edwards and 11-16… » 8/21/13 5:10pm 8/21/13 5:10pm

If You're Going to Pop the Question, Do It Without the Showboating

It's wedding season! (For single gals like me, this means drinking season.) But if the season's general aura of sweaty love made you realize you want to ask for your partner's hand in marriage, please take these recommendations into your consideration so you do not look like an embarrassing attention-seeking… » 6/11/13 1:40pm 6/11/13 1:40pm

Kelly Clarkson Is Engaged and Probably Not Inviting You to Her Wedding

What a terrible friend Kelly Clarkson has turned out to be! First, we learn that she's actually one of those twitchy Ron Paul supporters who nevertheless uses our sprawling highway system with nary a thought to its genesis, and now she tells us about her engagement to talent manager Brandon Blackstock, stepson of Reba… » 12/16/12 11:30am 12/16/12 11:30am

Your Dream Fiance Marilyn Manson Is Engaged to Another Woman [UPDATED]

Bad news for all you lovers of milky contact lenses and secretive Wonder Years pasts — Marilyn Manson is tying the knot with his girlfriend of 5 weeks, "independent occult film maker" Seraphim Ward. Sources say that Manson proposed with a family ring (ooooh) of celtic origin (ahhhh) and that Seraphim is over the… » 4/16/12 10:35am 4/16/12 10:35am

OMFG, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Are Engaged.

He finally "put a ring on it," as they say. A big ring, as far as we can tell. Jeweler Robert Procop, who designed the bauble, confirms that it is indeed an engagement ring, and not just a random present for the United Nations Goodwill ambassador and mother of six. Ms. Jolie was seen wearing the sparkling diamond at… » 4/13/12 2:45pm 4/13/12 2:45pm

Britney Spears Is Allegedly Engaged

Apparently Jason Trawick popped the question last night — on his 40th birthday (which means they are both Sagittarius? Wow). This will be Brit's third marriage and last night she tweeted, "OMG. Last night Jason surprised me with the one gift I've been waiting for. Can't wait to show you! SO SO SO excited!!!!" We can… » 12/16/11 11:30am 12/16/11 11:30am

Dude Proposes On Greatest Delta Flight Ever

At first we thought this video of Arvin Shandiz proposing to Alexandra Williams, who he met on a Delta Air Lines shuttle, was adorable. However, after hearing the flight attendant's announcement at the end of the video, we're just cranky. Why do we always wind up on flights with stinky dudes and unruly children… » 10/24/11 10:18pm 10/24/11 10:18pm