Lady Earns Engagement Ring by Making 300 Sad Sandwiches for Her Man

A New York City gossip reporter revealed herself today to be the woman behind 300 Sandwiches, a food blog she started because her boyfriend once told her that if she made him 300 sandwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring. So why isn't this already a terrible straight-to-Blockbuster movie starring overgrown Disney… » 9/25/13 12:30pm 9/25/13 12:30pm

Woman’s Lost Engagement Ring Returned by the All-Knowing Craigslist

Craigslist isn't just for anonymous sex with strangers you locked eyes with earlier at grocery store olive bar or or unloading your flea-infested mattress on some unsuspecting rube who just can't believe his good fortune at finding a mattress at under $100 — it's also for doing good deeds, like returning lost… » 6/10/12 12:00pm 6/10/12 12:00pm

Couples React to Declining Marriage Rate By Getting Engaged En Masse

Earlier this month, the Pew Research Institute announced that fewer than half of Americans are currently married, the lowest rate ever recorded. In a frantic effort to save marriage, every single fucking person in the whole world got engaged over Christmas. Newly betrothed, you are all heroes. » 12/29/11 7:30pm 12/29/11 7:30pm

Brigitte Bardot Is A Racist; Churchgoing Girls Are Apple Polishers

• Sure, yesterday was Black Day, but it was also Cake and Cunnilingus Day! • A blind man stabbed his fiancee for not wearing her engagement ring. • Mothers experience less eating problems than their drunk and childless peers.• The "D.C. Madam" was found guilty of prostitutin'. • Famous Muslim-hater, Brigitte Bardot,… » 4/15/08 5:30pm 4/15/08 5:30pm