Remember the 300 $andwiches Lady? You know, the food blogger who says her boyfriend told her that once she made him 300 $andwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring in what of course was not a shamelessly craven gimmick to get a book deal? Well: she's only 100 $andwiches away. And her boyfriend wants advice on how to…
Stephanie Smith, the lady who sandwiched her way onto the internet's STFU list with her blogged quest to make 300 sandwiches
Modern conundrum: thanks to the wedding-industrial complex transforming what should be a nice little celebration of love into a hilariously expensive clusterfuck, a lot of couples find themselves in an odd position, relationship-wise: they've ruled out marriage, but they also are pretty sure they're never going to…
A New York City gossip reporter revealed herself today to be the woman behind 300 Sandwiches, a food blog she started because her boyfriend once told her that if she made him 300 sandwiches, he'd buy her an engagement ring. So why isn't this already a terrible straight-to-Blockbuster movie starring overgrown Disney…
"OMG, can I see the ring!?"
If you're to believe every jewelry store ad that's graced daytime TV, men propose to women with diamonds. Anything less, and you're a Sad Sack Who Doesn't Deserve Love. However, the times, they are a-changin'. Well, at least in Park Slope, where engaged couples are bargain shopping for rings that aren't necessarily…
Even if we wanted to propose to a man, and no one is saying we do, imagining an earnest, sincere woman down on one knee offering up a shiny engagement ring to a surprised/ecstatic dude beaming with tear-brimming eyes seems kind of, I dunno, off. What would female-led marriage proposals look like in the hetero…
Picture, if you will, Kanye West swimming in a vault of precious stones a la Scrooge McDuck; after girlfriend Kim Kardashian's divorce from Kris Humphries is finalized, 'Ye apparently plans to propose with a one-of-a-kind ring made from his late mom Donda's personal jewelry collection. He visited a private jeweler with …
A heartbroken woman wearing a wedding dress and clutching a brick stormed a Seattle City Council meeting on Monday to protest the redevelopment of a historical neighborhood. But don't worry; it's not what it looks like. She was wearing a wedding dress because she was about to get married, yes, but not to a human, to…
Wedding season is about to get 1,000 times more obnoxious — at least, if a disturbing new microtrend gets legs. Self-marriage, a public ceremony wherein an uncoupled individual dons formalwear and promises to be true and honest to themselves in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, forsaking all others etc. …
Bad news for all you lovers of milky contact lenses and secretive Wonder Years pasts — Marilyn Manson is tying the knot with his girlfriend of 5 weeks, "independent occult film maker" Seraphim Ward. Sources say that Manson proposed with a family ring (ooooh) of celtic origin (ahhhh) and that Seraphim is over the goddamn…
Laaaaaaadies! How about diamonds, amirite? Diamonds!!! I know we all think we love diamonds because we're ladies and they're diamonds and they're sparkly and we're hypnotized by shiny objects (actually, my husband proposed by flashing the back of a Coldplay CD at me!). But, as it turns out, we didn't always have such…
The calendar has become crowded with days that double as opportunities to guilt trip your significant other over their failure to comply with Hallmarkian love edicts. National Proposal Day is just one of them, but unlike Valentine's Day and Sweetest Day and Sadie Hawkins Day and every other goddamn holiday involving an …
Asking someone to marry you is one of life's most amazing events; so what better place to do it than at Pizza Hut, one of the most amazing places on the planet. For the bargain price of just $10,010, you can get a complete Pizza Hut proposal package. That may seem a bit pricey for what is not necessarily the most…
It's not often you hear a romantic story that involves a toilet, but here goes! A couple in Montana, Donna and Terry Claver, recently got the surprise of a lifetime when their engagement ring came back to them — almost by magic — 36 years after it went missing and was presumed dead. The drama began when Donna took her …
Earlier this month, the Pew Research Institute announced that fewer than half of Americans are currently married, the lowest rate ever recorded. In a frantic effort to save marriage, every single fucking person in the whole world got engaged over Christmas. Newly betrothed, you are all heroes.
Maybe if you're not absolutely sure your girlfriend wants to marry you, you shouldn't propose to her by mailing her the ring. Sadly, Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams did not heed this advice.
[London, December 11: One of two official engagement portraits of Prince William and his betrothed Kate Middleton released by the royal family looks a lot like an ad for a mall jewelry store. Image via Getty.]
Jessica Simpson's new dudelove reportedly hid her three stone ruby engagement ring in a shoe, the smelliest part of everyone's wardrobe.
There's been another breakthrough in the quest to know every minute detail about Prince William and Kate Middleton's engagement. The press has located the Kenyan cabin where he proposed, and published totally necessary photos of the bed they slept in.
Jewelers report they've been flooded with requests for replicas of Kate Middleton's 18-carat sapphire and diamond ring since she debuted it yesterday. Says the CEO of the Natural Sapphire Co., "We're in a frenzy. This is changing our business overnight."
Seth Rogen says he proposed to his girlfriend while she was topless, in the closet. We can't always choose how these things happen.
After Khalid, 5, met Hala, 3, on vacation he "fell in love," prompting his father to buy them rings and contact the girl's family. Hala has accepted Khalid's proposal, and the families say they'll marry when he's 15.
Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger ended her engagement Saturday — and with it, the dream that her simple matchmaking rules are a sure path to happiness.
Over the weekend, a man named Kristjan proposed to his girlfriend Alexandra by posting this meme-inspired image on The Daily What, their favorite website. She said yes, but we would've needed to see more Crying Dawson.
In her touching US Weekly engagement announcement, Bristol Palin says, "I hope my mom will accept us." Yeah, right. Bristol and Levi's "secret" engagement is actually Sarah Palin's weirdly brilliant PR move.
Chelsea Clinton is officially engaged to longtime boyfriend Marc Mezvinsky, the pair revealed via email. "We didn't get married this past summer despite the stories to the contrary, but we are looking toward next summer," they wrote. Mazel Tov! [ABC]
For the newly engaged, everything is supposed to be as shiny as the ring on the bride-to-be's finger. But sometimes, shit happens that inspires some women to take off the ring and toss it.
Where have I heard this before? Ever since word came out that former Washingtonienne and author Jessica Cutler became engaged
