Stop Hand-Washing Your Dishes and Wasting Water, You Old-Timey Idiot

Good news for every lazy motherfucker out there: Turns out that washing your dishes by hand is not only useless but it’s also a complete and utter waste of water. You need to stop doing it immediately, regardless of whether you have a dishwasher or not. Time to buy one or invest in paper plates. » 5/06/15 7:40pm 5/06/15 7:40pm

Truth: Everyone Believes In At Least One Crazy Thing

In the short time I've lived in Los Angeles, I've met people into energy healing, animal communicating, channeling, psychics, astrology and realigning vibes. Oh, and aura fluffing. I would mock them, but I think everyone believes in some crazy shit. They just don't always admit it as easily as people do in LA. » 10/02/14 4:00pm 10/02/14 4:00pm

Tampon Pellet Fuel Exists, and You Definitely Shouldn't Order Feminine Products from eBay

What becomes of the tampons that don't reach the high standards of tamponnic perfection set by Saints Tampax, Playtex, and Our Lady of the OB? The answer may — actually, I think it's safe to say that it almost certainly will — surprise you: they're shipped off to a facility, where they're turned into fuel pellets. And… » 9/07/12 12:50pm 9/07/12 12:50pm

Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The… » 5/02/12 9:30am 5/02/12 9:30am

A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future

You might be forgiven if, upon watching this video » 10/31/08 1:30pm 10/31/08 1:30pm of Sarah Palin meeting with and talking to heads of state, you think to yourself, "But, Sarah Palin has never address the United Nations!" Because did. The video mashes up some actual audio of Palin discussing foreign policy and the religious case for "Drill, Baby,…

Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of The RNC

This conventioneering thing is almost done, and, sadly, so am I. Despite the barn burning, roof-raising, political cock-stiffening speech that Alaska governor Sarah Palin gave at the Republican convention last night, I am still tired (and slightly late to my own crappy party) this morning. Luckily, HuffPo blogger Jason » 9/04/08 10:00am 9/04/08 10:00am