Tampon Pellet Fuel Exists, and You Definitely Shouldn't Order Feminine…

What becomes of the tampons that don't reach the high standards of tamponnic perfection set by Saints Tampax, Playtex, and Our Lady of the OB? The answer may — actually, I think it's safe to say that it almost certainly will — surprise you: they're shipped off to a facility, where they're turned into fuel pellets. And… » 9/07/12 12:50pm 9/07/12 12:50pm

Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth

It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The… » 5/02/12 9:30am 5/02/12 9:30am

Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of…

This conventioneering thing is almost done, and, sadly, so am I. Despite the barn burning, roof-raising, political cock-stiffening speech that Alaska governor Sarah Palin gave at the Republican convention last night, I am still tired (and slightly late to my own crappy party) this morning. Luckily, HuffPo blogger Jason » 9/04/08 10:00am 9/04/08 10:00am