Don't Give Up On the Planet
Welcome to the future. A future that me, and many Americans who put their faith in science, have been staring at in bewilderment, denial, and abject terror for the better part of a year.
Donald Trump Could Appoint Oil Exec and Animal-Rights Opponent to Care for National Parks
There are lots of people who will be affected by a Donald Trump presidency, but let’s not forget all the other non-people who will be destroyed by Trump being in control of this land. Like, the land itself and all the animals that live on it.
Billionaire Ex-Spouses Get Real as Hell, Host Warring Fundraisers for Trump and Clinton
Sue Ann Arnall, the ex-wife of billionaire oil tycoon Harold Hamm best known for rejecting—and then depositing—a nearly $1 billion divorce check, is evidently not done sticking it to Harold: the Associated Press reports that Arnall is hosting a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton less than a week after Hamm hosted one for…
Stop Hand-Washing Your Dishes and Wasting Water, You Old-Timey Idiot
Good news for every lazy motherfucker out there: Turns out that washing your dishes by hand is not only useless but it’s also a complete and utter waste of water. You need to stop doing it immediately, regardless of whether you have a dishwasher or not. Time to buy one or invest in paper plates.
Truth: Everyone Believes In At Least One Crazy Thing
In the short time I've lived in Los Angeles, I've met people into energy healing, animal communicating, channeling, psychics, astrology and realigning vibes. Oh, and aura fluffing. I would mock them, but I think everyone believes in some crazy shit. They just don't always admit it as easily as people do in LA.
Cracker Jack Releasing a New Caffeinated Snack Called Cracker Jack'd
Yes. For real. Because there's no better time to release your new creepy high-caffeine energy-snack than at the end of a week packed with highly publicized caffeine-snack deaths! Good call, Cracker Jacks!
Tampon Pellet Fuel Exists, and You Definitely Shouldn't Order Feminine Products from eBay
What becomes of the tampons that don't reach the high standards of tamponnic perfection set by Saints Tampax, Playtex, and Our Lady of the OB? The answer may — actually, I think it's safe to say that it almost certainly will — surprise you: they're shipped off to a facility, where they're turned into fuel pellets. And…
Oops, Those Nasty Energy Drinks Are Melting Your Teeth
It's easy to trick yourself into thinking that those sports and energy drinks are in some way good for you. Sure, they're loaded with sugar, but they rehydrate you, or help you stay awake in class, or give you wings. Yeah, well, a new study has found that they also taking the enamel right off your precious teeth. The…
A Dystopian Vision Of Our Foreign Policy Future
You might be forgiven if, upon watching this video of Sarah Palin meeting with and talking to heads of state, you think to yourself, "But, Sarah Palin has never address the United Nations!" Because we did. The video mashes up some actual audio of Palin discussing foreign policy and the religious case for "Drill, Baby,…
Conventional Crap: Vice-Presidential Viagra? Palin Stiffens The Dick Of The RNC
This conventioneering thing is almost done, and, sadly, so am I. Despite the barn burning, roof-raising, political cock-stiffening speech that Alaska governor Sarah Palin gave at the Republican convention last night, I am still tired (and slightly late to my own crappy party) this morning. Luckily, HuffPo blogger Jason
