In a recent interview with fellow psycho and End Times visionary Jan Martell, former Rep. Michele Bachmann straight-up accuses the president of bringing on the apocalypse.

Everyone is flipping out over this "photoshop fail" by Australia's Women's Day, in which Kate Middleton's face is reconfigured to sport the pale skin, bright eyes, flushed cheeks of a dying consumptive. "12 weeks to go!" Woman's Day chirps, "...UNTIL WE ALL LOOK LIKE THIS."

Minnesota Congresswoman and firebrand head of the Congressional Whackadoodle Caucus went on the radio this weekend to talk about, I don't know, what she normally talks about I guess? Word barf that reads like Tea Party Magnetic poetry in a blender? But what she ended up talking about — in an excited, unsettlingly…

Oh, hey, End Times. I didn't see you standing there because I was too busy watching this horrifying video of a young boy singing, "Ain't no homos going to make it to heaven," in a crowded church.

That's right, this lady really thinks that birds are falling out of the sky because "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was repealed.

Because our skills are so very very unique and, as globalization fanboy Tom Friedman would say, "untouchable," we didn't really worry about career competition from the, you know, caste of characters formerly known as the "untouchables." But then! Perez Hilton exposed the fact that even celebrity bloggers are coming…