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This is how Zach Braff makes out: "Some men are kissing monsters! They do this" (she stuck out her tongue) "or they do this" (she stuck out her tongue and wiggled it around.) Says who? Arden Wohl. Do we have to forgive her now for occupying that space in our brains where geometry once was? Or do we disapprove of…

A shocking new epidemic is sweeping the nation's fraternities! Early morning yoga classes. It's the new beerpongasschugdaterapecoednakedlacrosse! Do I actually have to read this story to tell you about it? Rhetorical question. But it brings up an eternal question I find myself asking every few days: what do all the…