Chris Brown Thrown Out Of Rehab, Back in Jail

Only a few weeks ago it seemed that Chris Brown was doing so well. He had been undergoing residential treatment for anger issues (as well as recently diagnosed Bipolar and Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) and was said to be cooperating and progressing. But yesterday, Brown was discharged from the treatment facility in… » 3/15/14 11:30am 3/15/14 11:30am

Shailene Woodley Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea

Interview magazine's series where celebrities interview other celebrities can either be viewed as the end-all be-all of celebrity narcissism or an actually interesting way to get people to share things about themselves. Their latest piece, in which Emma Stone asks Secret Diary of an American Teenager star Shailene… » 7/16/13 6:00pm 7/16/13 6:00pm

New Details Revealed About Paris Jackson Suicide Attempt

15-year-old Paris Jackson was rushed to the hospital yesterday after leaving a suicide note, taking 20 Motrin and cutting herself with a kitchen knife — according to a Jackson family lawyer, she is "physically fine." Authorities as well as people close to Paris have since clarified that they don't really think she was… » 6/06/13 9:00am 6/06/13 9:00am

Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure

So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design… » 5/16/13 9:00am 5/16/13 9:00am

Helen Mirren Scolds Sam Mendes For Dude-Laden Thank You Speech

Yo, Helen Mirren! Can I watch you have a cognac and take notes on how to be a woman? K thanks. During her speech after receiving her Legend Award at the Empire Movie Awards last night, Mirren drew attention to fellow award recipient Sam Mendes' sausage-fest of thank yous and inspirations. (Specifically: PT Anderson,… » 3/25/13 9:00am 3/25/13 9:00am

Jessica Alba Side-Eyes Gwyneth Paltrow's GOOP

Sometimes-actress, always-perfectly-symmetrical-faced-human being Jessica Alba wrote a book called The Honest Life: Living Naturally and True to You. She is marketing it as "like GOOP, but for Poors like you and me." » 3/22/13 9:00am 3/22/13 9:00am

Amy Poehler Is Really Sorry If She Hurt Taylor Swift’s Feelings,…

Remember back this morning when Taylor Swift condemned chuckle sisters Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to eternal hellfire? Yes, well, Amy Poehler has FINALLY apologized for hurting T-Swizzle's feelings (Tina Fey has probably fled to Wallonia, dyed her hair, and changed her name to Lady Valendorfean). » 3/05/13 8:00pm 3/05/13 8:00pm

Taylor Swift: 'There's a Special Place in Hell for Women Who Don't Help…

"As she sits drinking lavender lemonade,*" Taylor Swift tells Vanity Fair that everyone—including, and especially, other ladies in Hollywood—needs to shut the fuck up about how many penises are/may be in orbit around her: » 3/05/13 9:00am 3/05/13 9:00am

and will be married in Hawaii in a few weeks, but she does not want to do it in his old…

Tiger Woods Re-Proposes to Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren with $200 Million…

Well, this can only go well. I mean, the only thing Tiger Woods is better at than golf is fucking up marriages to Elin Nordegren. So why not give it another go-round, eh? You could go two for two! Win a fine blazer! For the wedding theme, they're wavering between "Best Idea-Havers in Sports History," "Fucking That Ass… » 1/17/13 8:00pm 1/17/13 8:00pm

Hey Girl, Ryan Gosling Was Covered in Chocolate at the Gangster Squad

Well, technically he was covered in a chocolate brown suit. But a gal can dream! The premiere of Gangster Squad took place at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California, and while some of the big guns were dressed appropriately for the Tinseltown event, others suffered a misfire. Shall we take a look? » 1/08/13 2:15pm 1/08/13 2:15pm

Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough To Masturbate In Public

Poor troubled Terminator 3 actor Nick Stahl now has a glossy senior picture in the Paul Reubens Academy Yearbook: Stahl was arrested around dinnertime last night for jerking off in the private booth of a porn store in Hollywood. The LAPD booked him for a misdemeanor (lewd conduct) and he was released a few hours later. … » 12/28/12 9:00am 12/28/12 9:00am