Woman Finds Vaginal Leakage Caused by Cock Ring Left Inside for Weeks

A tip for those of you trying out sexual accoutrements for the first, second or 75th time: When the fun is over, search deep within yourself to ascertain that none of the fun has been left behind. Because some things, cock rings especially, can stay with you far longer than you'd think. Even longer than a month. » 12/15/14 6:00pm 12/15/14 6:00pm

Sasha and Malia are Sooooo Done With Their Embarrassing Dad

There's not much to say about this except that the facial expressions are golden. To most Americans, he's the president of The United Stated. To Sasha and Malia he's just some embarrassing old dude talking about turkeys and oh my god, will you stop with the corny jokes. Oh my god. They are literally going to DIE if… » 11/27/14 11:51am 11/27/14 11:51am

Watch Joan Rivers Cram 30 Years of Jokes Into One Awkward Interview

Joan Rivers made her triumphant return to The Tonight Show this week and it was...awkward. She showed up late, made offensive jokes about the holocaust, Bruce Jenner and "ethnic people" and wouldn't let Jimmy Fallon talk. Even when Fallon (who is the host, Joan. He's conducting this interview!) tried to steer the… » 3/29/14 12:17pm 3/29/14 12:17pm

Costco Customers Call for 'Americans Only' Hours

Residents of Bellingham, WA (the jewel of Whatcom County), have started a Facebook group protesting the hordes of dirty, filthy foreigners clogging up their local Costco and taking all the parking spots. They want Costco to institute certain hours when only American-born members are allowed to impulse-purchase… » 8/15/12 7:45pm 8/15/12 7:45pm

High School Girl Celebrates Graduation A Little Too Soon, Unfortunately

There are many valuable lessons to take away from this clip in which a newly minted graduate totally wipes out on stage: lessons in grace, tact, and not celebrating one's success too soon. We are sure that that this incident hurt in a multitude of ways. » 6/15/11 5:20pm 6/15/11 5:20pm

The Ever-Evolving Boyfriend Checklist

I stumbled upon an old blog of mine the other day, and, needless to say, like most things that happened more than 10 minutes ago, it was embarrassing, especially when I read the part about The Ideal Boyfriend. » 1/02/11 5:45pm 1/02/11 5:45pm