'Hobbit' Star Makes Truly Awful Joke About 'Rape, or Whatever'

During a publicity interview for The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, the film's star Martin Freeman was asked a fun, fluffy question about what sort of Middle Earth race he'd be most DTF. And he answered with a pretty fucked up joke about elf rape. Goddamn it, Bilbo. I didn't think this kind of talk was tolerated in… » 12/17/13 4:50pm 12/17/13 4:50pm

Elves Desperately Try To Inject Some Cheer Into A Bad Scene

[New York, November 23: Not even Santa's holiday gun-jumping elves could save stocks from falling yesterday. Probably because they were actually doing some stunt for OfficeMax, and weren't elves at all. Lies! Image via Getty.] » 11/24/10 11:54am 11/24/10 11:54am

Oldies But Goodies

So, you want to save some money, maybe put a little meaning into your holidays by presenting your loved ones with a homemade gift? Well, enter 1968's Good Housekeeping Needlecraft Magazine, with a pattern for a terrifying felt pixie pajama bag. Presumably, when not engorged with your PJs, this sinister fellow perches… » 12/09/08 7:30pm 12/09/08 7:30pm