Random celebrities showed up for the Third Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic held in Los Angeles on Saturday; and in case you're wondering what one wears to a champagne-sponsored polo event in LaLaLand, here are some answers: A turban, a jumpsuit, and some platform wedges.

How do stars know which events are compulsory? Like, how do they hear about an "Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children's Defense Fund" and know everyone will be there, looking fabulous? Maybe there's some secret cabal of mind-melding managers...

[Our holes are not as fun. That's what she said? Los Angeles, March 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

What event could bring together Steven Tyler, Ellen Pompeo, Jenna Ushkowitz, Dustin Hoffman and Ciara? Why, the 2011 NBA All-Star Game — a master-class in magenta-carpet style.

In the November issue of Health, Hilary Duff reportedly regrets being too skinny as a teenager. "I don't think I was happy then," she admits, joining a small but growing group of celebs who go public with their body acceptance.

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Thank Zeus Hilary Duff got married, or all we'd have to talk about would be Kardashian asses and Tom Cruise's SNEELS.

• Nicole Kidman and Jennifer Aniston are filming Just Go With It together in Maui, and acting like "absolute best friends," according to a source.

[New York, May 3. Image via INF]

• Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Architectural Digest following the 2½ year overhaul of her home. But even though the mag is not a tabloid, it emphasizes Aniston's single status:

[Los Angeles, October 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]