The totally reputable National Enquirer has reportedly obtained a shot of Zac Efron collapsed in the Thompson Hotel on January 3rd after an overdose of "hillbilly heroin" Oxy, obtained during a batshit night of drinking. Efron reportedly got the pills from the street and requested all party guests to buy forty for…
Like many of us, Ellen Pompeo was not into the Emmys. She took particular offense to the stinkbomb of an awards show because it reflected the casual whitewashing of Hollywood, and told USA Today one day after the telecast:
GUYS, Titanic was on the Hallmark Channel a while ago, and now I am thinking that perhaps this was the magic eve* that Kate Winslet became pregnant with her first child from her third marriage to Ned Rocknroll, the gadabout nephew of Richard Branson. Her two older children, 12 and 9 respectively, are from her marriages …
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Random celebrities showed up for the Third Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic held in Los Angeles on Saturday; and in case you're wondering what one wears to a champagne-sponsored polo event in LaLaLand, here are some answers: A turban, a jumpsuit, and some platform wedges.
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How do stars know which events are compulsory? Like, how do they hear about an "Evening of Cocktails and Shopping to Benefit the Children's Defense Fund" and know everyone will be there, looking fabulous? Maybe there's some secret cabal of mind-melding managers...
Rosario Dawson makes simple neutrals stunning.…], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--YC24n3vN--/c_fill,g_north,h_358,w_636/18iys6h76fvecjpg.jpg, (small)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--gCa_fZIe--/c_fill,g_north,h_180,w_320/18iys6h76fvecjpg.jpg, (medium)], [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--te6ru60m--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_77,q_80,w_137/18iys6h76fvecjpg.jpg, (large)])
[Our holes are not as fun. That's what she said? Los Angeles, March 20. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]
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What event could bring together Steven Tyler, Ellen Pompeo, Jenna Ushkowitz, Dustin Hoffman and Ciara? Why, the 2011 NBA All-Star Game — a master-class in magenta-carpet style.
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In the November issue of Health, Hilary Duff reportedly regrets being too skinny as a teenager. "I don't think I was happy then," she admits, joining a small but growing group of celebs who go public with their body acceptance.
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Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we "read" the celebrity weeklies so you don't "have" to. Thank Zeus Hilary Duff got married, or all we'd have to talk about would be Kardashian asses and Tom Cruise's SNEELS.
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[New York, May 3. Image via INF]
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[Los Angeles, October 13. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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[Los Angeles, September 9. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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[Los Angeles, August 11. Image via WENN]
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[Sherman Oaks, July 23. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
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[Los Angeles, June 25. Image via Flynet]
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[Los Angeles, May 28. Image via Bauer-Griffin]
