I just had an alarming mini heart attack of joy when I read Neil Diamond's tweet. I'm going to watch that clip 100 times on youtube now. #michaellohanfaketwitter
somebody tell Larry King that my 94 volvo 850 and I are doing well, thank you very much. Working odometers, windows, AC, sun visors, and glove compartments = overrated #michaellohanfaketwitter
Martha (and anyone else not squeamish): Check out What's That Bug? [www.whatsthatbug.com] Very interesting pics of bugs that people send in! Including pictures of smashed bugs under 'Bug Carnage.' #michaellohanfaketwitter
Neil you just made my heart happy. I am sure your tweet just sent the actor who plays him into the stratosphere. How much bigger a compliment could some one get? #michaellohanfaketwitter
@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: It's kind of funny that "Sweet Caroline" came up on my work computer yesterday and I had it blasting. Loved it on Glee too. I'm getting so cheesy in my old age.
That picture of the spider made me vomit, scream, and piss my pants simultaneously. I know they're important for ecological reasons and all, but KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Or, since it was in Martha Stewart's office and all, kill it with a pesticide made of glitter, lanolin, and just a sprinkle of lemon verbena. #michaellohanfaketwitter
Yes Neil, Puck was so good so good so Sweet Caroline!
I read all things on Jez even if I don't watch them (hills) so I'm hep and current on my pop culture references, but whothe hell are BrodyDalle and Erika Christensen? #michaellohanfaketwitter
@phantom lady: Erika Christensen is perhaps most famous for her role in "Traffic" from a million years ago. She looks ALOT like Julia Stiles. And I don't know who this Brody person is but I agree with her about putting 3 yr olds in heels--NOT cool. #michaellohanfaketwitter
@MissBuckyC: wait? wasn't Julia Stiles in Traffic? the druggy daughter wasn't JS? well, that might explain why she isn't doing much work. #michaellohanfaketwitter
@phantom lady: Brody Dalle is the former frontwoman of the Distillers, current frontwoman of Spinnerette. Was once married to Tim Armstrong of Rancid but now married to Josh Homme of Queens of the Stone Age.
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Also I am stoked Ellen Page is on twitter. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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Or, since it was in Martha Stewart's office and all, kill it with a pesticide made of glitter, lanolin, and just a sprinkle of lemon verbena. #michaellohanfaketwitter
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I read all things on Jez even if I don't watch them (hills) so I'm hep and current on my pop culture references, but whothe hell are BrodyDalle and Erika Christensen? #michaellohanfaketwitter
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* the mr. gave his approval on this so long as he gets to make rachel feel better. or just listen to her sing. #michaellohanfaketwitter