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    Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"

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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    OMG OMG my aunt was at this taping. I got, like, a 5 fucking page description of it (Ellen's back is hurt, BTW). Okay, now I will watch. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    You guys Parks and Rec is GOOD, everyone should be watching it. I command you! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's fast becoming my favorite show. This season has been great. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's true. At first, I didn't want to admit that there could be another good show on Thursday nights for fear that it might distract from 30 Rock, but then came Parks and Recreation. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @all: I'm glad more people seem to be watching (although I can't watch tonight...) #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @bluebears: I don't have a tv, so all the thursday night tv shows turn into friday-afternoon-on-hulu tv shows. I remember when thursdays used to be interesting... #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @bluebears: It's pretty much the best thing about Thursday nights. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @bluebears: Agreed. I will second command! #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @bluebears: That's why god made hulu. I love Parks & Rec, and it's pretty much replaced The Office.

    I also recommend Community and Modern Family, while we're discussing new comedies (that I want to keep on the air). #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/06/09

    @bluebears: Aubrey Plaza is a national treasure. #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    In reply to Amy Poehler's Glamour Cover; "It's Airbrushed To The Hilt, Just How I Like It"
    I know this is little, but I think it's so cool that she did a shout-out not only to her kid, but to her nanny, too. Woohoo nanny praise! #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: That was really nice. That makes me think she must be a very considerate, kind person. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Honestly. That made me love her even more than I did after seeing "Spring Breakdown," which by the by, was hilarious. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: As a former nanny myself, this made me like her so much more, which I didn't think was possible. Not only acknowledging that she has a nanny, but calling her out by name? Awesome. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @Spike49: Yeah, I'm a former nanny, too, and it totally warmed my heart. We know that most of the celebrities have nannies but they never, ever acknowledge them. It's so nice to see someone who clearly respects and cares about her nanny.

    @Trulymadlyme: I didn't know Spring Breakdown was even out! I'm like two years behind, I guess. I just moved it to the top of my netflix queue- can't wait! #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Yes, yes! As a former nanny I thought, awwww, when Ellen confirmed the name, too. Good eggs. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: and not just "my nanny" but my nanny Jackie who helps me take care of my kid. points to Amy! #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @cowboy killer: I loved the "helps me take care of him" part. I totally want to work for Amy Poehler. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/05/09

    @NellMood: Spring Breakdown was actually on Lifetime the other day, for some strange reason.
    Check your local listings! #amypoehlerglamour
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/05/09

    @hej hej: Now I totally wish I had cable! I'll just wait for the netflix fairies to bring it to me. #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/06/09

    @hej hej: I loved, loved, loved the James Blunt "Goodbye My Lover" scene at the end of the movie. Ha! #amypoehlerglamour
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'nique is all that is awesome.

    P.S. I need that dress.
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    11/04/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She has one of the best laughs in the world. Very infectious. #moniqueonellen
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    Image of BrookeD BrookeD
    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    She does look fabulous!
    Did anyone else notice how awkward Ellen seemed? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Very awkward. Why is she so uncomfortable? (I do love her hair though.) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @BrookeD: Ellen is a comedienne by training. I feel like she's almost a throwback in her comedic style, and when she has a guest she usually plays an almost vaudeville thing with them - if the guest is silly and loud and big like Mo'Nique, Ellen plays the awkward straight man. If her guest is more of a serious person, she gets wacky. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @toastandlove: No, I know all that about her. She just seemed more awkward than usual. I couldn't put my finger on it. #moniqueonellen
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    Image of ccchild ccchild
    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Mo'Nique, I love you, I think you're fabulous, buy why on God's green earth does your husband call you "Mama"? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @ccchild: It's sort of a southern thing. A lot of women call their husbands "Daddy" and kids call their brothers and sisters Sissy and Bubba. But it does kind of gross me out, ya know? #moniqueonellen
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    Image of Wendi Muse Wendi Muse
    11/03/09

    @ccchild: it's not that weird....never heard of "mami"? #moniqueonellen
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    Image of Le Kangourou de Kataroo Le Kangourou de Kataroo
    11/03/09

    @ccchild: My boyf calls me "Mama" like AC Slater did to Jessie. It's not as weird as I used to think it was once it started happening to me. I think it started referring me as Mama whilst talking to the dog and just kind of stuck... #moniqueonellen
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    11/04/09

    @ccchild: My Grandfather refers to his wife as "Mother" or "Mama." I think it's sort of a southern thing. It illustrates that she's the matriarch of the family. She calls him "Papa" too. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I have to admit that I always found "The Parkers" funnier than it had a right to be. Mo'nique looks great! And she looked great in that gold dress at the LA premiere. #moniqueonellen
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    Sexy big kitten head? Oddest compliment ever. I never thought kittens have big heads. What does that even mean? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It's ridiculous, but in the context of the second video, it works very well! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: It does make sense in context if you watch the video. Although yes, it sounds really odd out of context. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: @Uncommon Whore: I have no sound on my computer atm. So out of context is all I have. I imagine it has something to do with the screengrab in the first video where she's going "Rawr!" ? #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @AfroJezeBella: I know what you're saying: I heard that at first and was like, "Wow, Californians get all the best bud..." Then I realized it was the best summary of Monique's appearance ever uttered. Ellen is crazy like a FOX! A big headed sexy fox! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Sanfo: Haha, yeah it does make perfect sense in context. That being said, I now plan to tell all of my friends, without context, that they have "sexy big kitten heads." #moniqueonellen
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    AMAZING. My new favorite person.

    And I'm going to call my belly my "girl" from now on. I think that might make me like it more. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    In reply to Mo'Nique Found It Easy To Play A Monster
    I've never really given much thought to Mo'Nique before, but I kind of love her now. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Ok - Beerfest is really not my kind of movie, but my husband loves it... totally worth the watch cause Mo'Nique is hilarious! #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @mikaelamac: Sweet, I'll have to add it to the Netflix queue. (Husband will be seriously confused!) #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: Good! I won't ruin it for you, but I will say there is this whole segment of her & 'Barry Badrinath' and she has some great lines - it's my favourite part. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @Kivrin: and convince your husband that you need to try a 'strike out'. #moniqueonellen
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    11/03/09

    @thePrototype: Okay, now I'm a little afraid… :) #moniqueonellen
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    10/20/09

    In reply to 4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen
    So my husband and I were stoned watching Moonwalker, and this came on, we couldn't believe what we were watching. If you are every stoned and looking for something wild to watch and you've seen Planet Earth on Blu Ray a million times, check out Michael Jackson's Moonwalker, you will not be disappointed. #fouryearolddancer
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    kookla promoted this comment thePrototype was starred thePrototype was unstarred
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    10/20/09

    @thePrototype: That gets played on heavy rotation in my house. And not just for the little ones. Greatest stoner video ever. #fouryearolddancer
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    10/20/09

    In reply to 4-Year-Old Channels Michael Jackson on Ellen
    Good thing he's dancing because it makes him happy. It's just an added bonus that he put a smile on my face. #fouryearolddancer
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    10/13/09

    In reply to Scarlett Can Sing, But She Sure Can't Rap
    Eeeerm.... Didn't Scarlett release her own album like a year or two ago? Tom Waits covers or something? This is kinda awkward 'cuz Ellen doesn't seem to know about that with all her "how did you know she could sing?" and "you've launched her career" talk. Or I am missing something.
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    10/13/09

    @FrannyG: People ask Pete how he "knew" she could sing because their album was recorded before her solo album was, although her solo album came out first.
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    10/12/09

    In reply to Scarlett Can Sing, But She Sure Can't Rap
    This doesn't surprise me at all as I believe it matches her talent for singing which also leaves much to be desired.
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