Shade Court: Matt Lauer, a Confused Business Insider and Queen Cookie

Does anyone else find it amazing that, after 19 weeks of Shade Court, there's still an enormous group of people who are still out there embarrassing themselves? I'm just kidding, that's not surprising at all. In this week's Shade Court, Matt Lauer tries to get back at Ellen, Drake's fans go H.A.M. on Chris Brown and… » 2/27/15 5:10pm 2/27/15 5:10pm

New Man Kanye West Tells Ellen He's a Better Human Since Having North

Kanye West has so many cool friends and one of them is Ellen DeGeneres. West and his white voice appeared on her talk show on Thursday to discuss his upcoming project and how much he's changed for the better, post-North. He also debuted his music video for "The Only One," and Ellen was kind enough to spit a verse… » 1/29/15 12:50pm 1/29/15 12:50pm

There Were So Many Fly Children at The People's Choice Awards

...but did anyone watch them? Empirically, gonna say no cause the entirety of Twitter seemed to be live-microblogging Empire, but there was a preponderance of happenings on the red carpet, upon which many attendees looked like they got lost en route to a Jersey megaclub. Also, REALLY well-dressed children. Also, Gina… » 1/08/15 3:10pm 1/08/15 3:10pm

Watch Ellen's Friend Get a Full Body Wax to Prep for Magic Mike Role

True actors do whatever it takes to bring their roles to life. Ask Robert Robert De Niro what he did to prepare for Raging Bull. Matthew McConaughey became unrecognizable for Dallas Buyers Club. Did Jon Voight cut corners to create his character in Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2? Absolutely not. » 10/09/14 11:30pm 10/09/14 11:30pm

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Take Credit for Sloths' Popularity

In an interview with Ellen Degeneres Tuesday, Dax Shepard said that the sloth he got to surprise his now-wife Kristen Bell — and prompted Bell's legendary meltdown — for her 31st birthday "started a sloth industry," implying that before he and Kristen were into sloths, sloths were hardly the animal darlings they are… » 4/16/14 12:20pm 4/16/14 12:20pm

Top 10 Women Who Could Replace David Letterman

Big news on the late night front: David Letterman is retiring in 2015. Big news! That means a coveted and rare spot is opening up in the dude party that is late night TV. Could it be that the time has finally come to let a woman sit behind a desk and ask guests questions about movies they're promoting on shows that… » 4/03/14 6:00pm 4/03/14 6:00pm

Photoshopped Target Model Goes on Ellen With Mysteriously Long Arms

While much was made of the bizarre missing parts sported by a model on Target's website recently, less attention was paid to her very long arms. Now model Tanya Marie Keller has set the record straight: that's just the way her arms are. Sure, it's a little awkward, but who doesn't have weird things happening with… » 4/02/14 12:40pm 4/02/14 12:40pm

This Week in Tabloids: Ellen and Portia to Drop Divorce Bombshell

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, the ever-intrepid Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star, so that together we may study the dark magicks lurking in the celebrity grimoires. This week: Kate Middleton's knocked up with twins; Jared Leto is… » 3/05/14 3:30pm 3/05/14 3:30pm