Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell Take Credit for Sloths' Popularity

In an interview with Ellen Degeneres Tuesday, Dax Shepard said that the sloth he got to surprise his now-wife Kristen Bell — and prompted Bell's legendary meltdown — for her 31st birthday "started a sloth industry," implying that before he and Kristen were into sloths, sloths were hardly the animal darlings they are now. » 4/16/14 12:20pm Wednesday 12:20pm

Top 10 Women Who Could Replace David Letterman

Big news on the late night front: David Letterman is retiring in 2015. Big news! That means a coveted and rare spot is opening up in the dude party that is late night TV. Could it be that the time has finally come to let a woman sit behind a desk and ask guests questions about movies they're promoting on shows that… » 4/03/14 6:00pm 4/03/14 6:00pm

Photoshopped Target Model Goes on Ellen With Mysteriously Long Arms

While much was made of the bizarre missing parts sported by a model on Target's website recently, less attention was paid to her very long arms. Now model Tanya Marie Keller has set the record straight: that's just the way her arms are. Sure, it's a little awkward, but who doesn't have weird things happening with their … » 4/02/14 12:40pm 4/02/14 12:40pm

This Week in Tabloids: Ellen and Portia to Drop Divorce Bombshell

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, the ever-intrepid Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand for the new issues of Us, In Touch, Life & Style, Ok! and Star, so that together we may study the dark magicks lurking in the celebrity grimoires. This week: Kate Middleton's knocked up with twins; Jared Leto is the … » 3/05/14 3:30pm 3/05/14 3:30pm

Meryl Streep Goes Into Labor While Reading Traffic Report

» 1/18/14 11:30am 1/18/14 11:30am

Meryl Streep stopped by The Ellen Show yesterday to talk about all the amazing things she's been doing lately (everything Meryl Streep does is amazing, by the way. She probably blinks better than the rest of us). Unfortunately, Ellen missed the opportunity to have Streep teach the audience how to expertly fling coats… » 1/18/14 11:30am 1/18/14 11:30am

Kim Kardashian Shows Ellen Pics of Kanye Giving Nori a Piggyback Ride

» 1/17/14 9:09am 1/17/14 9:09am

Kim Kardashian taped an appearance for the Ellen show — which will air today — armed with an arsenal of extremely cute and endearing photographs of her offspring and her fiance Kanye West. One of them, which I have tentatively named the World's Best Photograph, depicts a beaming Kanye giving the baby a piggyback. (It… » 1/17/14 9:09am 1/17/14 9:09am

Hilary Duff and Husband Mike Comrie Split Up, Remain 'Best Friends'

» 1/10/14 8:00pm 1/10/14 8:00pm

Hilary Duff and her husband of three years, NHL star Mike Comrie, announced today that they are amicably splitting up. Duff thanks you for your support and says that she and her ex didn't split for any particular reason except that they just didn't really want to hug and kiss each other that much anymore. They remain… » 1/10/14 8:00pm 1/10/14 8:00pm

Kanye's Epic New Video: Horses, Eagles, Topless Kim Kardashian

Kanye West went on Ellen to premiere his new music video, and oh my god it's indescribably beautiful. It sort of looks like what would happen if you mixed the horse equivalent of that ironic howling wolf t-shirt with the Yosemite background on the MacBook PhotoBooth app, in a conceptual fashion manner. » 11/19/13 9:05am 11/19/13 9:05am

Kimye to Reveal Holy Child on Kris Jenner's Crappy Talk Show

Kim and Kanye will be revealing North West on Kris Jenner's talk show in order to save her Mama Rose ass from cancellation. After Ye couldn't convince Anna Wintour to care, they rejected a $4 million offer from an Australian paper and another "well over $10 million" to show the first photo on Kris. » 8/22/13 9:00am 8/22/13 9:00am