Jesus, Fish, Get a Grip! Finding Dory's Cute, Annoying Empathy Play

The one thing that Dory remembers is that she can’t remember. During a flashback in Finding Dory, Pixar’s follow-up to 2003's Finding Nemo, we discover it was always this way, via a baby Dory with thick eyelids and red eyes that made her look like the cutest widdle stonder who ever took bong rips through gills. “I…
Beardless Drake Claims He's Never Texted a Nude Selfie
Drake and his unfortunately beardless face appears on The Ellen Show today to talk about his “intense” Saturday Night Live experience and how he and Rihanna are just friends. He also played a quick “Never Have I Ever” game with Jared Leto.
Kate McKinnon Appears on Ellen DeGeneres As Ellen DeGeneres
On Wednesday, Kate McKinnon, one of the women keeping you tuned in to Saturday Night Live, visited The Ellen DeGeneres Show as… Ellen. If you like McKinnon’s wide-eyed impressions, then you’re in for a treat.
Daniel and His Vans are Just Straight Up Chilling with Ellen Degeneres
The latest half-grown human the Twitter gods have decreed us mortals to honor with laurels woven from hashtags and Vines is named Daniel. He appears to be the spawn of Zack Morris. He wears white shoes. These shoes are called Vans. They are “sweet.” And now the sweet and these Vans and their wearer are on Ellen. Damn.
Ellen Degeneres, With Justin Bieber, Surprises Impoverished Detroit School with $500,000
On Thursday, Ellen Degeneres appeared via video conference to the students and staff at Spain Elementary-Middle School in Detroit, a school beset by poor funding and abysmal conditions, to announce a surprise donation of $500,000.
This Week In Tabloids: Duchess Kate Probably Having Twins, and Ellen DeGeneres Probably Dying?
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we find ourselves reading 30-year-old love letters written by Tom Cruise to his ex-girlfriend twice in a row for some reason. This week, Ellen DeGeneres and Scott Disick could very easily be dying, Ben Higgins could very easily be the most boring person on the planet, and Duchess Kate…
Watch Bernie Sanders Try To Nae Nae His Way To the Hearts of the Youth of America
On Wednesday afternoon, everyone’s favorite grouchy grandfather Bernie Sanders trudged onto the stage of Ellen, for a segment in which he attempted to appeal to voting ineligible children and their mothers.
4-Year-Old Tiny Dancer and Her Tiny Backup Dancers Have Saved This Week
Tiny rap queen Sophia Grace might have some competition, guys. Heaven, the tiny dancer who captured your heart dancing to Beyoncé with her mom on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, is back, and she brought her friends to do whip and do the nae nae all around Harlem.
Fall in Love With Elisha Cuthbert in This New Little Brutes Video
"Make Our Own Way" by Los Angeles duo Little Brutes has been on heavy personal rotation since their Desire EP dropped in January: it's gumption and self-determination interpreted through simple pop lines, minimal handclaps and tambourines. It's also on heavy TV rotation, as the theme song for the new NBC sitcom One…

