Diane Keaton Is Looking for a Lover
Diane Keaton, who cannot give a shit anymore, nor should she, is looking for a man.
Leslie Jones' Ghostbusters Castmates Lose It When She Recounts Her Days as a Scientology Telemarketer
The cast of the Ghostbusters reboot stopped by Ellen on Wednesday, leading to a delightful moment in which Saturday Night Live’s Leslie Jones almost brought Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Melissa McCarthy to the point of crying laughter with her recollections of her former job as a Scientology telemarketer.
Leo’s Pussy Posse Has Rebranded, Is Now Called ‘The Wolf Pack’
After two decades with a sign that says “PUSSY POSSE: NO GIRLS ALLOWED (UNLESS UR NAKED OR BROUGHT WEED)” hanging outside their perpetually sticky clubhouse, Leonardo DiCaprio and his closest bros have decided to change the name of their clique.
Watch Rihanna and George Clooney Play a Dirty Game of Never Have I Ever
Rihanna and George Clooney stopped by The Ellen Show and played a delightful and slightly scandalous game of Never Have I Ever. Things didn’t get as juicy as one might hope because, after all, it is daytime television and Ellen, but the video is highly entertaining nonetheless.
Babyist Bradley Cooper SLAMS Plastic Baby Co-Star. When Will It End?
The baby discrimination in Hollywood is ceaseless, and American Sniper is ground zero. Not only did the film utilize the services of a plastic baby who reached a level of perfection grossly unattainable to actual babies, but now star Bradley Cooper is unfairly SLAMMING the plastic baby he worked with. When will it end?
Bernie Sanders Reaches Peak Bernie Sanders in Incredibly Charming Ellen Appearance
In just two minutes, Bernie Sanders tells America: what the name of his Ben & Jerry’s flavor would be (“Burn Bernie Burn,” he says, misspeaking); if he’s ever been in handcuffs (“Yes,” he says, “though I don’t know exactly what you mean by that”); who’s got better hair, him or Trump (“That goes without saying”); who…
'Apparently Kid' Knows Way More About Dinosaurs Than Chris Pratt
Fact: Unless you are a professional paleontologist, any six-year-old child in America can absolutely humiliate you at dinosaur trivia. Don’t feel bad; that includes Chris Pratt, who stars in the upcoming dino-stravaganza Jurassic World.
Ellen Still Isn't Over Zayn's Departure
In today’s Tweet Beat, Ellen is moving through her stages of grief, Zendaya deals with a crisis and Ed Sheeran isn’t a fan of the hard stuff.
Madonna: 'People Just Don't Like It When I Have Fun, I Think'
Madonna stopped by The Ellen Show Tuesday, confirming that while the things she says often do not come off well in print, her comments are always much drier and funnier on video.
The First Thing Michelle Obama Will Do When She Leaves the White House
When her husband took office, First Lady Michelle Obama was notoriously reticent about moving into America's most famous address. And though she's warmed to it a bit, the thing she's most excited about doing when she's out of the White House may surprise you: as she told Ellen Monday, she really just wants to open…
Gwyneth Paltrow Has Sexted And Johnny Depp Hasn't
Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp, and Paul Bettany made more of a splash playing "Never have I Ever" on The Ellen Degeneres Show than they did promoting their new movie Mortdecai, (but shouts to the film's trailer for that amazing nod to the time Dick Cheney's accidentally shot his friend while hunting.) Now, "Never have…
Beautiful Butterfly Mariah Carey Announces Vegas Residency
Hey, Lambs. Got some cool news. Mariah Carey is going to Vegas.
Chris Pratt Tears Up When Talking About His Terribly Polite Son
"It's very easy to be patient with him. He's just a remarkable kid," the always adorable Chris Pratt told Ellen about his equally adorable son Jack. And for one small moment, everything in the world seemed right and good and sweet.
Black Man Filming Video for Ellen Gets Assaulted By NYPD
Dancing is basically the most dangerous and assaultive thing one can do in public. Especially if one's doing it while black. Just watch this video for evidence.
Ellen and Portia de Rossi Break the Internet
In today's Tweet Beat, if anyone can break the internet, it's Ellen and Portia, Kevin Hart cops to his Ugg obsession and Rosie O'Donnell is an artist, apparently.
Taylor Swift Shakes It Off in the Streets of LA
Ya girl Taylor Swift performed on Kimmel last night and there were no riots, but if you listen closely you can hear the frenzied din of freaking-out fans beneath her.
Watch Ellen Scare Eric Stonestreet So Badly He Vows Never to Return
I have always held a suspicion that Ellen Degeneres is actually kind of evil. Like squeeing hamsters evil. She wouldn't actually kill them, but she'd squeeze them until they were uncomfortable. That's why it's not surprising that Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet has decided to boycott her forever.
Ellen and Kristen Wiig Sing the Best Worst Cover of 'Let It Go' Ever
The best part: "Kids don't know what fractals are."
Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett Make Beautiful Art Together
In today's Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga releases the album artwork for her upcoming duets album with Tony Bennett, Conan O'Brien has a brilliant invention and Ellen gives the Hollywood weather report.
Sophia Grace and Rosie Have a FIVE Picture Deal with Warner Brothers
Sophia Grace and Rosie, the little cousins from Essex, England who we were all so charmed by after their "Super Bass" cover in 2o11 and are now all >:\ about in 2014, have a five — count 'em: FIVE — picture deal with Warner Brothers.
