Elizabeth Wurtzel's Rant About Millennials Is Magnificently Incoherent

Elizabeth Wurtzel is pissed at today's youth—which she dubs "the lamest generation"—because they suck at being in their 20s. And she should know, because she's 46. Or something? Also, she finds Lena Dunham's thighs "inexcusable." Can 60 Minutes just give her Andy Rooney's vacated segment already? »9/30/13 12:00pm9/30/13 12:00pm

Don't Have Kids, Don't Eat Meat, Don't Get Married: How to Look Young at 45

Elizabeth Wurtzel is 45. But she's not one of those 45-year-olds. You know, the ones who actually look like they have been alive for 45 years? She's different. She's figured out the way to stay young "for her age" —the Holy Grail of all concerned agers, everywhere — by doing two insanely simple things you never… »4/13/13 1:11pm4/13/13 1:11pm

Elizabeth Wurtzel at 45: Sadder Than Depression

Elizabeth Wurtzel, the bestselling author who gained notoriety with her confessional, first-person narratives about her depression, is now 45 and sadder than ever, which she has, once again, confessed in a first-person piece. She says her life is shitty because it doesn't have meaning. Or something? It's hard to tell,… »1/07/13 3:50pm1/07/13 3:50pm

If, on this day of fear and instability, you'd like to feel worse about life, the universe, and ever
If, on this day of fear and instability »9/22/08 11:20am9/22/08 11:20am, you'd like to feel worse about life, the universe, and everything, check out on the late . She doesn't actually talk much about Wallace himself, but she does describe one's forties (Wallace was 46) as a brief respite between the crazy thirties and the bitter, disappointed…

Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hot Crazy Depressive Genius Writer Slut, Is Now 40

A story in yesterday's Times about gratuitously hot Prozac Nation author Elizabeth Wurtzel professed to be about how she's in law school now, but obviously the big news is that she is forty. Forty. Which makes her not only old, but older than 90% of her classmates at law school, so instead of being the hot ex-rock… »10/29/07 12:00pm10/29/07 12:00pm