Once upon a time, there was a princess who was in love with vampire, and then she met a guy with a wife and kids who said, "Let's spin straw into gold," and she was like, "OK." But, alas, some people got pictures of the two of them doing some illicit straw-gold-spinning, and the vampire was upset by the pictures and ran…

Sage Stallone, who played Rocky's son opposite real-life father Sylvester Stallone in 1990's Rocky 5, has passed away at 36. He was found in his Los Angeles apartment when his concerned housekeeper called the authorities, who say that that there was "no personal contact" with Stallone in the days before his death. There…

Following a fight with one of her fan sites, which leaked music from her new album, Nicki Minaj deactivated her Twitter account and has remained web-silent for five terrible, terrible days. "Like seriously," she wrote before her disappearance, "it's but so much a person can take. Good fucking bye."
But Nicki didn't act…

• Natalie Portman's Best Actress trophy at last night's Critic's Choice Movie Awards was Black Swan's only victory of the night, even though it was nominated in 12 different categories. The Facebook movie snuck up from behind, winning three awards.

Yesterday, it was announced that a new Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie is in the works. Good news! Oh, wait: Bad news. Buffy creator Joss Whedon is not involved.

• Yet another celebrity split: Thomas Jane and Patricia Arquette are set to divorce after four years of marriage. The two had previously separated and later reconciled in 2009. [People]

The 9th Annual InStyle Summer Soiree in Los Angeles was, of course, all about the starpower and the clothes.

"How wonderful life is, now that Gaga's in the world," warbled Elton John. Hyperbolic? Maybe: but red carpets are sure a lot weirder! The amfAR New York Gala is always star-studded and fab, but it's never been this...odd.

• Whoa, whoa: Did Lindsay Lohan throw a drink in Sam Ronson's face on Wednesday night???

[New York, February 4. Image via INFDaily.]