De Blasio Staffer Loses Job for Being a 'Bimbo' Who Dates Eliot Spitzer

Lis Smith handled communications for Bill de Blasio during his campaign and throughout his transition, and was widely expected to join him in the mayor's office. Instead, she was unceremoniously dumped from the job just before the new year. The reason was the public discovery that Smith is in a relationship with… » 1/17/14 6:30pm 1/17/14 6:30pm

Silda Is Probs Going to Divorce Eliot Spitzer After the Election

The spurned wife of former New York governor Eliot Spitzer, whose antics with prostitutes have been somewhat overshadowed by Anthony Weiner's penis this week, is reportedly fed up with it all, reports Page Six. The New York Post says that come November 6, we should all be on the lookout for some filed divorce papers,… » 7/26/13 10:20am 7/26/13 10:20am

Your Daily Eliot Spitzer Update: Eliot Spitzer Is a Feminist

Ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer who paid to have sex with women and then paid the price by resigning from his job because this is America, is back in the spotlight, this time running for New York City Comptroller, which is basically a glorified (?) accountant. Of course, because of this, he will be asked to — and… » 7/19/13 9:30am 7/19/13 9:30am

The Daily Show Honors the Heroic Voices of Generation Junk Shot

Both Anthony Weiner (who's running for New York City mayor) and Eliot Spitzer (who's running for New York City comptroller) are leading in their races right now. This is a big deal not only because the pair have seemingly recovered from their respective sex scandals, but because they — Weiner in particular — are now… » 7/18/13 1:00pm 7/18/13 1:00pm

Manhattan Madam Runs for Office Against Former Client Eliot Spitzer

Known better by her working name, Kristen Davis aka the Manhattan Madam has declared that she's running for New York City Comptroller, immediately after former Governor Eliot Spitzer announced that he would be attempting to get back into politics in that very same office. “Gosh, it’s going to be a fun race!” Davis… » 7/08/13 10:40am 7/08/13 10:40am

Whoa, Dannielynn Birkhead May Get $49 Million Piece Of Marshall Estate

The latest development in the seemingly never-ending legal battle between the Anna Nicole Smith estate and the late J. Howard Marshall's son E. Pierce Marshall may see 6-year-old Dannielynn Birkhead, the daughter of Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole, $49 million of the elder Marshall's fortune, estimated to be anywhere… » 6/01/13 11:30am 6/01/13 11:30am

Jon Gosselin's Ex Is Gonna Be in That Girls Reality Show You Won't Watch

Unfortunately for, uh, all citizens of Earth, the Girls reality show is apparently underway: ABC has picked it up and already chosen a star, a 25-year-old publicist named Hailey Glassman whose achievements include, hand to God, dating Jon Gosselin and being on an episode of My Life is A Lifetime Movie. She's also… » 2/08/13 9:00am 2/08/13 9:00am