Edward Snowden's Girlfriend Posts Two Mysterious New Blog Entries

Over the last several days, Edward Snowden's girlfriend's dead blog has suddenly sprung back to life, with two cryptic blog entries accompanied by photos of the acrobat-blogger-dancer. What does it mean? » 3/12/15 11:10am 3/12/15 11:10am

Cara Delevingne and Naomi Campbell Got In a Brawl Over Rihanna's Honor

Quel scandale! Up-and-coming eyebrows Cara Delevingne and supermodel Naomi Campbell reportedly exchanged heated words and got into a shoving match during a Paris Fashion Week party after Delevingne said something disrespectful about their mutual friend Rihanna. » 3/10/15 10:30am 3/10/15 10:30am

The NSA Is Looking At Your Naked Pictures and Laughing

Your worst fears are coming true. It turns out, the government is not only intercepting your naked pictures, but they're laughing their asses off at them. » 7/17/14 10:32pm 7/17/14 10:32pm

John Kerry Urges Edward Snowden to 'Man Up' and Return to the US

The United States continued its diplomatic slapfight with the mercurial NSA leaker Edward Snowden today, as Secretary of State John Kerry urged the fugitive to "man up" and return to the US. What a foppish woman, that dastardly mustache twirling Snowden! » 5/28/14 11:30am 5/28/14 11:30am

Edward Snowden Commends Chelsea Manning for 'Extraordinary Act'

During a speech delivered via video to the Oxford Union Society, government whistleblower Edward Snowden congratulated Chelsea Manning on winning the Sam Adams Award for Integrity and Intelligence. » 2/20/14 10:00am 2/20/14 10:00am

The lingerie company Blush has decided that their target demographic is Edward Snowden and has devoted their new ad campaign to him. Or perhaps Blush is trying to reach women who love men who are on the lam but also love lingerie? Unclear. (via BuzzFeed) » 7/01/13 3:40pm 7/01/13 3:40pm

How to Leave a Cool Digital Trail in Case Your Partner Gets Famous

If there is one personal lesson we've all learned from the recent NSA scandal, it's that nothing on the Internet is truly private. Who Learned It The Hardest? That would pretty obviously be Edward Snowden's girlfriend, Lindsay Mills. On top of having the NSA paw through her Gchats, Facebook, Skype conversations,… » 6/13/13 11:45am 6/13/13 11:45am

NSA Leaker's Romantic Life Reads Like Escapist Fan Fiction

NSA whistle-blower Edward Snowden gave up his freedom to leak classified and critical government secrets that warrant our utmost attention. He relinquished his own privacy so we would know that ours is under attack. But naturally, media outlets are much more concerned with tracking down Lindsay Mills, his… » 6/11/13 11:50am 6/11/13 11:50am

Mothers, Don't Let Your Girls Grow Up to Love Morally Upright Spies

Last week, several media outlets obtained leaked information that revealed that the United States government, in collaboration with several major corporations, has been secretly collecting a metric fuckton of data on its citizens without their knowledge or consent, all as part of a Bond villainesquely named program… » 6/10/13 11:40am 6/10/13 11:40am