Human Barbie Sarah Burge—you know, the one who stuffed her 7-year-old kid's Christmas stocking with a liposuction voucher and gifted her with a breast implant fund for her birthday—is coming stateside with daughter Poppy with two specific goals in mind: winning Toddlers & Tiaras and competing together in pageants all… Read… 5/05/12 11:30am 5/05/12 11:30am

In today's Tweet Beat, RuPaul puts her faith in child pageant prodigy Eden Wood, Andy Cohen untapped sources of Jamaican comedy, Solange Knowles finds new uses for The Great Gatsby and George Wallace calls out John Oates.
Discuss… 4/09/12 7:30pm 4/09/12 7:30pm

Remember when living doll Eden Wood, who first rose to fame on Toddlers & Tiaras, retired from doing pageants at the tender age of six? Even though she announced vague plans to take over the world back then, we all kind of hoped someone would freeze her in time and set her on a shelf where she would increase in value… Read… 3/15/12 9:00pm 3/15/12 9:00pm

Kiernan Shipka stars in Funny Or Die's latest video about psychologists for child stars — but instead of being in treatment, she's the doctor. Just one day at Kiernan's office features a look at sessions with Modern Family's Nolan Gould, Raising Hope's Baby Hope, and former child star Danielle Fishel (Boy Meets World's … Read… 10/22/11 3:55pm 10/22/11 3:55pm

Anderson Cooper invited pageant kids, their moms, and a disgruntled ex-pageant girl onto his daytime show for an intelligent discussion about the child pageant circuit. Okay, maybe it wasn't that intelligent, but Eden Wood did do a little song and dance! Read… 10/21/11 9:50am 10/21/11 9:50am

What happens when you slow down pageant princess Eden Wood's thoughts on how much she hates hair spray? You get a creature that sounds an awful lot like a drunk, life-long chain smoker with emphysema with a pinch of a Jabba The Hut-like monster. In other words, slightly terrifying. Discuss… 6/29/11 7:00pm 6/29/11 7:00pm