The Clothes People Searched For This Year Sucked

Ebay has compiled a list of its most searched, most purchased fashion of 2014 and the top results do not bode well for the state of global ambition. You could almost predict it, but they were: overalls and yoga pants, reinforcing the notion that fashion went to complete shit this year and everyone gave the hell up. » 12/31/14 2:10pm 12/31/14 2:10pm

Woman Dumps Man Before Fancy Vacation, Man Seeks Replacement via eBay

It's the age-old plot of every rom com: Guy meets girl, guy loves girl, guy buys expensive vacation for himself and girl, girl realizes she isn't into guy and says goodbye (which is totally her right), guy can't cancel vacation, guy sells her space on eBay and asks for pics. This is it: The most romantic story of our… » 10/20/14 5:30pm 10/20/14 5:30pm

This Picture of a Dog Pooping On the Street Can Be Yours for $50,000

Congratulations, collectors of fine scatological art (and gifts), you can still purchase a print of a dog shamelessly shitting on the sidewalk for the low price of $50k. The print, which the seller says is "one of a kind" and will never (ever) be reproduced again. Not even if you ask politely. » 8/08/14 4:05pm 8/08/14 4:05pm

British Dude Tries to Sell Girlfriend on eBay ‘As a Joke’

For all the strides the internet has made in its relatively short history, it's still primarily a bazaar populated by exclusively basement-dwelling people selling mostly useless crap, illicit crap, or actual crap crap. And the occasional human being, which, according to eBay's official policy, is forbidden. » 2/09/14 3:30pm 2/09/14 3:30pm

Vengeful Mom Sells 'Trollop' Daughter's One Direction Tickets on eBay

If your daughter and her "bitchy little friends" fib about having a sleepover so they can "hang like little trollops" at an older guy's house, you should probably sell their One Direction tickets on eBay so they'll remember that their parents — who know all about lying, because "tricks like this on OUR parents is how… » 9/20/13 12:20pm 9/20/13 12:20pm

The Nike "Boston Massacre" T-Shirt Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000

After Nike temporarily pulled from its stores a New York Yankees t-shirt that celebrated the team's 1978 and 2006 routs of the Boston Red Sox — events Yankees fans call "the Boston Massacre" — the shirts started popping up on eBay. Nike was worried the shirts, which bear the words "Boston Massacre" spattered with… » 4/25/13 4:45pm 4/25/13 4:45pm

Cabbage Patch Election Dolls Are Sort of Creepy

The mad scientists at Cabbage Patch Kids have almost created the greatest election-year Halloween decorations ever — they have Cabbage Patch-ified President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Some Guy Named Mitt Romney, and Some Other Guy Named Paul Ryan. The dolls are super unique… » 10/10/12 9:30am 10/10/12 9:30am