This Picture of a Dog Pooping On the Street Can Be Yours for $50,000

Congratulations, collectors of fine scatological art (and gifts), you can still purchase a print of a dog shamelessly shitting on the sidewalk for the low price of $50k. The print, which the seller says is "one of a kind" and will never (ever) be reproduced again. Not even if you ask politely. » 8/08/14 4:05pm 8/08/14 4:05pm

British Dude Tries to Sell Girlfriend on eBay ‘As a Joke’

For all the strides the internet has made in its relatively short history, it's still primarily a bazaar populated by exclusively basement-dwelling people selling mostly useless crap, illicit crap, or actual crap crap. And the occasional human being, which, according to eBay's official policy, is forbidden. » 2/09/14 3:30pm 2/09/14 3:30pm

Vengeful Mom Sells 'Trollop' Daughter's One Direction Tickets on eBay

If your daughter and her "bitchy little friends" fib about having a sleepover so they can "hang like little trollops" at an older guy's house, you should probably sell their One Direction tickets on eBay so they'll remember that their parents — who know all about lying, because "tricks like this on OUR parents is how… » 9/20/13 12:20pm 9/20/13 12:20pm

The Nike "Boston Massacre" T-Shirt Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000

After Nike temporarily pulled from its stores a New York Yankees t-shirt that celebrated the team's 1978 and 2006 routs of the Boston Red Sox — events Yankees fans call "the Boston Massacre" — the shirts started popping up on eBay. Nike was worried the shirts, which bear the words "Boston Massacre" spattered with… » 4/25/13 4:45pm 4/25/13 4:45pm

Cabbage Patch Election Dolls Are Sort of Creepy

The mad scientists at Cabbage Patch Kids have almost created the greatest election-year Halloween decorations ever — they have Cabbage Patch-ified President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, Some Guy Named Mitt Romney, and Some Other Guy Named Paul Ryan. The dolls are super unique… » 10/10/12 9:30am 10/10/12 9:30am

Magic 'Husband-Finding' Metal-Shard Sweater Probably Won’t Help You…

Are you in the market for a husband, preferably one that is easily dazzled by shiny bits of metal/plastic? Are you also cold? If you answered, "Goddamn fucking right I am" to either of these questions, then you're in luck because there's still time to start a bidding war on a "Magic, Beaded, Husband-finding*, Sparkly… » 9/04/12 11:50am 9/04/12 11:50am

Ebay Has Banned the Sale of Magic and Whimsy in Its Now-Boring…

Etsy isn't the only internet marketplace banning the sale of borderline-disturbing esoterica — eBay, the place where my best friend in eighth grade was able to buy a taser for fifteen American dollars, has announced in its 2012 Fall Seller Update that it will ban the sale of all magic potions, spells and enchantments,… » 8/15/12 9:15pm 8/15/12 9:15pm

World Freaks Out At Sight Of Naked, Revenge-Seeking Woman

A 26-year-old Boca Raton, Florida woman who identifies herself only as "Taylor" was devastated when her boyfriend cheated on her, and is now seeking revenge by selling his clothes on the internet by appearing with the articles in various states of undress. According to Taylor, her boyfriend used to pressure her to… » 3/06/11 2:03pm 3/06/11 2:03pm