Apparently unsatisfied with only Yuletide declarations of being warred upon, Fox News is now trying to convince its perpetually oppressed white, male, elderly, Christian audience that another Christian holiday is Under Attack: Easter. Hey guys, get down from that cross! There's already another guy up there! » 4/18/14 4:41pm Yesterday 4:41pm

A Michigan mother was very, very concerned to discover that there was a mysterious pill hidden inside a plastic egg from her preschooler's Easter egg hunt. It was later identified as not a weirdly misshapen jelly bean, but rather Alprazolam, a generic version of Xanax. » 4/18/14 1:20pm Yesterday 1:20pm

Easter is just around the corner, so you know what that means: peeps! If there's anything that truly honors the Christian themes of resurrection and sacrifice, it's brightly colored sugar gobs molded into misshapen adorable little animals. Of course this season also marks the return of the annual Peeps Show, Washington … » 4/17/14 10:40am Thursday 10:40am

Bo Obama became the laughing stock of all dogs (and most cats) when this photo was sent into the nation via Twitter on Easter Sunday. Bo don't know about the idiots who put these ears on him. » 3/31/13 8:30pm 3/31/13 8:30pm

Madelyn Notaro, 2, is comforted during a photo shoot with the Easter Bunny in Buffalo, N.Y., Wednesday, March 27, 2013. The Broadway Market is a popular destination for Easter holiday shopping. (AP Photo/David Duprey) » 3/31/13 1:30pm 3/31/13 1:30pm

Jesus died for our sins — so we better make 'em worth it. There's no better way to honor the heavenly bodies rising (from the heavens?) than by binging on bulk bins filled with wax-chocolate bunnies the size of toddlers. GOD BLESS. » 3/29/13 3:40pm 3/29/13 3:40pm

First: '"Hopped-Up", because Easter, bunnies, etc. — yeah? I know it's a bit of a stretch, but fuck it; let's all get hopping drunk on Easter by consuming large quantities of Peep-infused vodka. » 3/27/13 11:30pm 3/27/13 11:30pm

Peeps, those chick and rabbit shaped blobs of sugar, corn syrup and gelatin that are stale from the moment you open the box, are having a hell of a year. Not only is the candy celebrating its 60th birthday, but 2012 happened to be the best financial year for Just Born, Inc, the company that creates Peeps — as well as… » 3/08/13 1:00pm 3/08/13 1:00pm

This morning, the annual White House Easter Egg Roll took place in Washington, DC. The sun was shining, the eggs were egg-y and everybody seemed to be having a great time. Just because you couldn't be there (or maybe you were — HEY, MO!) doesn't mean you shouldn't have a chance to experience the fun. Here are the day's … » 4/09/12 4:45pm 4/09/12 4:45pm

Easter is almost over, so let's go out with a bang—specifically, the bang that your head will make when it explodes from the overwhelming amount of cute that's contained in this video. Be warned: it's a potent mix of tiny puppies, fluffy chicks, and cuddly bunnies, so proceed with caution. » 4/08/12 11:15pm 4/08/12 11:15pm

WASHINGTON, D.C. - APRIL 8: President Barack Obama, First Lady Michelle Obama and daughters Sasha and Malia walk across Lafayette Park to attend Easter Services at St. John's Episcopal Church on April 8, 2012 in Washington, D.C. (Photo by Kristoffer Tripplaar-Pool/Getty Images) » 4/08/12 10:30pm 4/08/12 10:30pm

If you have an obsession with simple beauty of Pantone chips—which, why wouldn't you—then these are the Easter eggs for you. They were created by designer Jessica Jones of How About Orange, and they look so good that it almost seems a shame to crack ‘em open and eat them. True, they might be a little high-minded for… » 4/08/12 9:00pm 4/08/12 9:00pm

Dyed chicks are on sale for Easter in the Bab Touma district in Damascus, Syria, Sunday, April 8, 2012. Pope Benedict XVI implored the Syrian regime Sunday to heed international demands to end the bloodshed and said he hopes the joy of Easter will comfort Christians who are suffering because of their faith. (AP… » 4/08/12 3:25pm 4/08/12 3:25pm

Nothing you're lying upon, wearing, or burrowing into this Sunday could possibly be as cozy at the little nest this chick makes in its obliging cat friend. And the chick burrows into its hiding place just it time, too, because, as everyone well knows, Easter is the holiday during which marauding bunnies prowl the… » 4/08/12 2:00pm 4/08/12 2:00pm

Pakistani Christian girls jump on a trampoline while celebrating Easter outside St. John's Church in Peshawar, Pakistan, Sunday, April 8, 2012. (AP Photo/Mohammad Sajjad) » 4/08/12 12:00pm 4/08/12 12:00pm

It's Easter, which means a good chunk of the population is going to sit their terrified children in the lap of a gigantic pastel bunny that will stare menacingly at them with its large, expressionless eyes. Then, when the kids are in a fear-induced stupor, parents will stuff them full of gross marshmallow candies (… » 4/07/12 6:00pm 4/07/12 6:00pm

Yet another town's annual Easter egg search party has been called off because parents — the group that Nickelodeon always warned us would ruin kids' fun — in Macon, Georgia are apparently rapacious egg thieves who physically harm anyone who gets between their ugly little children and the smelly Easter eggs whose job it … » 4/07/12 2:00pm 4/07/12 2:00pm

BETHESDA, MD - APRIL 04: To kick off the Month of the Military Child, first lady Michelle Obama and her dog Bo participate in a pre-Easter celebration with military families and children at the Fisher House on Walter Reed National Military Medical Center April 4, 2012 in Bethesda, Maryland. The Fisher Houses are… » 4/05/12 10:05pm 4/05/12 10:05pm

A popular Eastertide event in Colorado has been cancelled this year after the event's organizers say it's gotten dangerous for participants. The rough-and-tumble, no-holds-barred, collarbone-snapping competition was a neighborhood egg hunt, and the parties to blame for turning it from a sweet holiday tradition… » 3/26/12 3:30pm 3/26/12 3:30pm

You know how Florida lawmakers quit pushing for strict abortion legislation this week in order to focus on more important things? Well, one of those is apparently dyeing animals. Legalizing it, that is. » 3/07/12 6:35pm 3/07/12 6:35pm