WI Gov. Scott Walker Wishes DNR Happy Earth Day by Threatening Layoffs

Scott Walker, the barely sentient potato who’s been elected governor of Wisconsin not once, not twice, but three times, is celebrating Earth Day in his own special way. Throughout the week, nearly 60 employees of the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources have received notice that they might soon be laid off. »4/22/15 6:10pm4/22/15 6:10pm


Reformation's New 'Low Carb' Collection Is an Earth Day Miracle 

In honor of Earth Day, sustainable retailer Reformation has launched two very cool planet-friendly initiatives: a tool called Refscale that explains the environmental impact of each item sold on the website, and a “Low Carb Collection,” designed to require a minimal quantity of CO2 for production. »4/22/15 4:10pm4/22/15 4:10pm

It's Not Helpful To Think Of Saving The Earth As Woman's Maternal Duty

I hope that everyone is enjoying Earth Day while they still can — please take a moment to appreciate the glories of nature before climate change reduces our planet to a desolate Water World littered with the bloated corpses of drowned polar bears. This is an issue about which it's easy to feel despondent, seeing as… »4/22/13 7:00pm4/22/13 7:00pm

Sunday Sign-Off: Do You Really Want to Celebrate Earth Day?

Not sure you want to go through the trouble of planting a tree, eh? Or is that Arbor Day? Whatever, look, the point is you shouldn't overload on caring about the planet so much today that you ignore it the rest of the year. That attitude is strictly for families at Christmas. Instead, celebrate the belated conviction… »4/22/12 6:30pm4/22/12 6:30pm

Florida Outlaws Truck Nuts? • Congo Arrests Cock Snatchers

• Being a tool just got harder: Florida may fine drivers with truck nuts. • EHarmony ditches one-night stand advice after super-prudes protest. • Pervy dude peeps on roommate using teddy bear camera. • Superstitious Congolese police arrest suspected "penis snatchers"; men must find new excuse for small dicks. • Pasha… »4/23/08 5:30pm4/23/08 5:30pm