Let Ryan Gosling Whisper Sweet Nothings Into Your Ears

If you've ever wanted a tiny rendering of Ryan Gosling's handsome visage softly breathing into your head hole "'Hey Girl", your earwax is looking extra sexily sticky today," these are the earrings for you! » 8/27/13 8:30pm 8/27/13 8:30pm

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find This Earring's Long Lost Twin

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a column to help you track down your favorite products — clothes, makeup, shoes, whatever — that have been discontinued or otherwise lost in the passage of time and quickie fashion trends. Email katie@jezebel.com to submit your own "wanted" ads. » 6/26/13 4:00pm 6/26/13 4:00pm

Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Find Aria's Dangly Yellow Earrings

Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a column to help you track down your favorite products — clothes, makeup, shoes, whatever — that have been discontinued or otherwise lost in the passage of time and quickie fashion trends. Email katie@jezebel.com to submit your own "wanted" ads. » 6/12/13 4:40pm 6/12/13 4:40pm

Beyonce's Emerald Earrings Cost More Than Your Dream House (with Gold…

The sparkly green rocks that hung from Beyonce's earlobes at the inauguration are reportedly worth 1.8 million dollars. Created by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz, who said she, like most people, designs with Beyonce in mind, and knew the earrings would be on display during Queen Bey's big solo. » 1/22/13 10:30pm 1/22/13 10:30pm

Italian Vogue Unconvincingly Blames 'Slave' Earrings On Translator

Here is what Franca Sozzani, editor of Italian Vogue, has to say about her magazine featuring "slave earrings," with a bizarre caption about "women of colour": "It is a matter of really bad translation from Italian into English," according to a statement. » 8/22/11 4:50pm 8/22/11 4:50pm

The Grossest Earring-Removal Story You'll Hear This Week

One day — maybe when I turned 30? — my mother gave me diamond studs. "I don't want them anymore," she said. "But don't lose them." I tighten the screw-backed earrings often, out of anxiety. But something went wrong. » 10/01/10 6:23pm 10/01/10 6:23pm