Refrigerator meat compartments, blender gaskets, can openers, and rubber spatulas are where the bulk of the germs live in your kitchen, according to a new study that suggests that we're all a bunch of filthy animals who essentially create petri dish-like environments out of our household items because we don't know how … » 3/29/13 12:20pm 3/29/13 12:20pm

Brace your bladders, ladies. It appears that the bacteria E. coli, which is so fond of invading our sensitive lady urethras on a regular basis and wreaking all kinds of painful havoc up in our tracts, is growing smarter and learning to overcome our best defenses. A new study of over 12 million bacteria found that E.… » 5/01/12 9:30am 5/01/12 9:30am

All this time, you thought the painful curse of a urinary tract infection was simply your body punishing you for having too much of that slutty sex the Republicans keep talking about. Well, guess what? It might actually be the chicken you're eating that's really to blame. The CDC has found that most of the UTIs in the… » 3/19/12 9:30am 3/19/12 9:30am

Who among us has not turned to prepackaged cookie dough for comfort during some dark or cozy moment in our lives? It's so creamy and convenient and soothing to the soul. Sure, we know it isn't exactly good for us, but it's always seemed relatively harmless. Well, it turns out our old food friend can actually be a… » 12/11/11 2:05pm 12/11/11 2:05pm

Nestle has recalled Toll House refrigerated cookie dough products after several people fell ill from gorging on it raw, which their packaging apparently advises against. (E. Coli warning on raw dough: dough-gorgers as Surgeon General's Warning: chain-smokers.) [LAT] » 6/19/09 11:20am 6/19/09 11:20am

Scientists in San Diego say they have developed a process for making genetically modified E. coli bacteria consume sugar and "excrete" the key ingredient in spandex. This is how it starts! [Technology Review] » 6/02/09 5:20pm 6/02/09 5:20pm

Did you hear? The new chick flick Over Her Dead Body opens today, starring Eva Longoria — sorry — Eva Longoria Parker, Lake Bell and Paul Rudd. In it, Kate (Longoria Parker), a super shrew, dies in a freak accident on the day of her wedding. After mourning her death for the better part of a year, her fiance, a… » 2/01/08 1:30pm 2/01/08 1:30pm

• Anne Heche's estranged husband goes out on a limb and calls her "mentally unstable." [People.com]
  
• Consider yourself warned: Make faces at a dog, and the police may bust yo' ass. [ABC News]
  
• We take some solace in the fact that apparently we needn't worry about bald eagles... [CNN]
  
• ...Which is a good thing, because…