The new cast of Dancing with the Stars has been announced and it certainly is interesting, featuring fashion designer Betsey Johnson, Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Jonathan Bennett, everybody's love interest with the side-swept hair from Mean Girls.

Candace Cameron Bure—"traditional" wife, former Full House star and sister to Kirk—is currently a contestant on Dancing with the Stars. Because a good evangelical never misses an opportunity to SELL, SELL, SELL that Jesus, she's using the show as an opportunity to remind everyone how to be a proper Biblical lady.

This is the sixteenth season of Dancing With The Stars, and the new contestants are, as usual, from very different backgrounds — comedy, sports, music, acting and politics.

By all means, Chaz Bono has been the most controversial contestant on Dancing With The Stars perhaps ever: first, fans of the show reacted with disgust to his casting, and later, the show had to beef up security to protect Chaz from crazies. But Chaz wasn't phased by the backlash, and hr danced his ass off until…

This week, Dancing With The Stars turned into Depressing With The Stars when the contestants were taked with identifying their "most memorable year" and then to act out all of the emotions associated with that year out on the dance floor. Surprise — almost every one of those "memorable" years led to a tearful…

As the grand finale to Nancy Grace's quickstep on Dancing With The Stars, one of Grace's "twins" wriggled itself out of that tight dress for the world to see. The whole situation was hard to watch. Video slightly NSFW.

Yes, we're all fully stoked to see Hope Solo, Kristin Cavillari, Ricki Lake, and, hell, even Nancy Grace work it on the ballroom dance floor. But one of the mysteries no one seems to be talking about (yet) is how Ron Artest's name is still Ron Artest!

Failed senatorial candidate and noted non-witch Christine O'Donnell has announced that she's been invited on Dancing With the Stars. But she's not sure if she should accept — let's see what her Facebook friends have to say.

Despite reports that Bristol Palin's unwarranted DWTS success is due to Tea Partiers exploiting a glitch in ABC.com's email voting, a show reps insists there are "no plans to change a voting system that's been working for 11 seasons."

Malin Ackerman, who sort of looks familiar, kind of, a little, will replace Lohan in the Linda Lovelace biopic. I'm sure Dina is looking for someone to sue as we speak.

The show brought us Bristol Palin awkwardly shimmying across our minds and hearts, but Dancing With The Stars' UK predecessor Strictly Come Dancing brings us something even more wonderful.

This week, openly-gay sportscaster Gili Shem-Tov shared her first dance with Dorit Milmanon on Israeli Dancing With The Stars. While usually, "the man must show his masculinity and the female is very sensual," Milman says their performances will emphasize "mutualism."