Brett Ratner's Hercules Is Bullshit and I Will Never Forgive Him

As much as I love him, Hercules is kind of a middling hero. He's not the strongest (that's Atlas), or the most cerebral (Odysseus, imo), or the #1 boner-inducer (Achilles, duh). He's just kind of...a guy. The big thing that makes Hercules great is his labors—the fact that he is just constantly going on quests and… » 7/25/14 5:45pm 7/25/14 5:45pm