She's not fat, she's pregnant, you halfwits. Kendall and Kylie Jenner would like you to know that half-sister Kim Kardashian isn't an actual fat person, she's just got a baby in there. Duh.
Guys, what the world needs now is a big-budget display of American aggression. Thank Zeus for Paramount Pictures' G.I. Joe: Retaliation, which premiered last night in Hollywood. If you dig lantern-jawed dudes, WTF dresses and Molly Ringwald, step right up and check out this red carpet.
There's one possible presidential candidate everybody's been watching, one person who could drastically change the race in 2012. And that person is ... Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Johnson won't confirm or deny that he is running, but he will say, "I'd make a damn good President."
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I recently found out that The Rock may have learned about Osama Bin Laden's death before any of us. If I had Mr. Dwayne Johnson's number, I might be tempted to share big news with him too — because I sort of love him.
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More than 250 industry insiders were turned away from a Franco appearance on the A&E program, and by "industry insiders," I'm sure they mean ladies who are totally trying to move in on your boyfriend and his sexually confusing mustache.
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Thank God for Oscar fashion because the awards themselves dragged... on... forever. And on last night's red carpet? Lots of, well, red. Heidi Klum, Miley Cyrus, Katherine Heigl, Anne Hathaway, Ruby Dee, and Helen Mirren were just some of the women who matched their gowns to the carpet they were posing on. But the…
