Well, we're not sure about the Disney World part, but she's probably got something super fun planned for her retirement, right?

Have any of your male friends ever said they always wondered what it was like to experience the miracle of birth? No? Well, I live in Berkeley and I've known some hacky sack-playing motherfuckers who've said some shit like that.

In the Netherlands, a Dutch design firm has been working with an infrastructure management group to design glow-in-the-dark roads that would make any party promoter proud.

The government of The Netherlands has announced plans to ban the wearing of veils that cover the face of the wearer that will take effect within the year, citing the need to see people's faces when greeting them on the streets. The French immediately scoffed at the announcement, as the law is just a French knock-off.

Eva Hoeke, editor of the Dutch magazine Jackie, issued an apology for calling Rihanna "the ultimate niggabitch" and then resigned her post. Now the magazine's publisher has issued another statement, claiming the magazine has nothing to apologize for.

Rihanna has responded on Twitter to Jackie, the Dutch magazine that called her the "ultimate niggabitch." She writes,

A Dutch magazine has drawn fire for calling Rihanna "the ultimate niggabitch." And yes, it's just as offensive in context.

Dutch women have long been known for their part-time work schedules — but now men are jumping on the bandwagon too. Could the Netherlands provide a template for killing the 9-to-5?

Fewer than 10% of Dutch women work full-time, and face one of the highest wage gaps in Europe—"and they like it this way," says Slate writer Jessica Olien. American women, put down those Blackberries and take note.

Rotterdam's use of a device called a "mosquito" — which emits an annoying sound only heard by people under age 25 (to discourage groups of kids from loitering) — has supporters and opponents. [Spiegel]

A Dutch dictionary company has declared "swaffelen" word of the year. The word — a "slang verb meaning to swing one's exposed penis" — has been linked "to Dutch translations of swing, sway and sweep plus German words for tail and penis." [UPI]

The newly crowned Miss Belgium, Alizee Poulicek, is facing a shitstorm of controversy because she cannot speak Dutch. This might just be a minor blip on Belgium's radar were it not for governmental infighting between French-speaking and Dutch-speaking factions. As a result, Belgium has been without a government for…